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ae86gamer

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He stops when I show him food. He then sits down and enjoys his rice.


I throw boiling hot water at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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I hide behind a seafood stall, and the boiling water cooks me some lobstahs!

I throw a mammoth at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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I grab it, name it Hobbes, and live out a fantasy of childhood!

I throw an angry dolphin at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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I watch as it flies towards me, and then hits a bird. Oh well.

I throw a jackhammer at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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A soup kitchen grabs his attention, and he drunkenly swerves to go there.

I throw an octopus at the next poster.
 

LockHeart

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I gather it in a bowl and await some sushi as it cools :)

I throw an anvil at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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I grab every grain with chopsticks, using my secret asian[sup]1/2[/sup] powers!
I reflect it with the knowledge that I already threw one!

I throw a league of extraordinary gentlemen at the next poster.
 

LockHeart

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I befriend them and use them as a special paramilitary force.

I throw a vial of sarin at the next poster.
 

ae86gamer

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I dodge it and it gets lodged in a hobos eye.

I throw the next poster in front of a train.
 

Omnidum

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Ah, but the train is not thrown, therefore not valid.

I throw the train at the next poster.
 

LockHeart

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Luckily, it's a model train and bumps me harmlessly on the nose.

I throw an angry badger at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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I grab it and use it as a furry chainsaw!

I throw a vat of beer at the next poster.
 

ae86gamer

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I catch it then throw it to the ground. Beer is gross.

I throw a bottle of cow urine at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

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I go to stay the night in my girlfriend's room while maintenance cleans up your crap.

I throw a litter box at the next poster.