Random Object fight!

[Grab-bag]

A always carry round a peice of plaster board with me to be on the safe side.

I through a cup of aids at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I turn around a corner, and the cup hits Carrot Top. The world is a better place.

I throw a dictionary at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

Luckily the angry thesaurus, worst enemy of the dictionary kills him.

I throw cheap coke at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I am trampled by crackheads, who collectively use up all the oxygen in their little bit of space by trying to snort it out of the air, and pass out.

I throw 406.3 corpses at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

Mr blobby takes them home for some 'fun time'...

I throw Fujifilm cameras at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I summon a powerful demon which is somehow slain by your flying cameras of doom.

I throw a Daedra Prince at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

The deadra princes are having a civil war and a stunted scamp comes and rapes the prince!


I send two thousand wal marts at you!

 

[Neonbob]

Target tries to get in the way, and delays Wal mart enough for Sam's Club and BJ's Warehouse to come and finish it off.

I throw an industrial lawn mower at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

I launch ten thousand field mouses at the lawn mower, bloking the engine up with guts...

I throw a giant (Bigger than Marhunes Dagon) passion fruit at the next poster!

 

[ae86gamer]

I catch it and feed the hungry. Thus solving the hunger problems of the world.

I throw a dead skunk at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

I catch it and put it on a spit to roast!

I through champagne and gravy mixed into one at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I call Jones Soda, and they snatch the bottle and make it into an ill-advised soda flavor.

I throw lead-based paint at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

Luckily, it washes out easy and my mum washes my clothes, you can pay for that part of the electricity bill!

I send every DVD in the world at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I notice the breeze from millions of pirates that swoop in to steal them.

I throw a cannonball at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

An italian man mistakes it for a giant meatball and tries to catch it...RIP richardo...

I throw the dead mans squished body at you!

 

[Lost In The Void]

I catch in a meat grinder creating some spicy meatballs Hmmm delcious and ironic

I throw italian meatballs at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I catch them on a plate of spaghetti.

I throw a mountain at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I look at you as you try to pick up a mountain and say "Yikes...."

I throw a shopping cart at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I throw so many cereal boxes into it that it immediately stops with the weight of my crunchy breakfast meal.

I throw a bomb-omb at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I pick it up and throw it at a mime.

I throw a sumo wrestler at the next poster.