Random Object fight!

[ae86gamer]

It burst through my house and then I call animal control.

I throw silly puddy at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I catch the putty and play with it.

I throw correct spelling at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i speell tings rong anywaays

i throw marshmellows at the next poster

 

[Sporky111]

I impale the marshmallows and burn them at the stake.

I throw burning-marshmallow tipped sticks at the next poster

 

[deathless14]

i blow out the fire and eat thr marshmallows

i throw a talking carrot at the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

I catch it and then befriend it but then end up eating it anyways.

I throw green beans at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

The blender of wrath rapes the beans!

I throw a by-n'-sell at the next poster!

 

[Sporky111]

I buy'n sell the Buy'n Sell.

I throw a wad of cash at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i use the wad of cash to buy a teddy bear that i then throw at the next poster

 

[Sporky111]

The teddy bear falls into a wood chipper.

I throw sawdust and fluff at the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

Its get into my eyes and mouth but I quickly splash my face with water and then I'm all better.

I throw cold water at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i catch the water with my mouth

i throw rocky and bullwinkle at the next poster

 

[Sporky111]

I cancel their show before they can hit me.

I throw the 1970's at the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

I run screaming towards a time machine and get back to 2009 where I belong.

I throw all the systems ever made at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i plug them in and play games untill i throw all the controllers out the window onto the next posters head

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I sell all the controllers for cash money.

I throw a puppy with diarrhea at the next poster.

 

[experiment0789]

I sell all the controllers for cash money.

I throw a puppy with diarrhea at the next poster.

I catch it ,say AWWWWWW a puppy, and take it home. Two seconds after I get it home it poops on my front lawn . Being a responsible pet owner I scoop it up,put it in a bag, and toss it at the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

I put it in a brown paper bag and set it on fire.

I throw the flaming bag of poop at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i dodge the mess and i gently drop a can of oil in to a well that has the next poster in it (get the refrence?)

 

[Sporky111]

(I don't get the reference)
The oil hits me and I make a comical attempt to climb out of the well while greased.

I throw the well at the next poster