Random Object fight!

[terribleyetfun]

I show them a picture of a flower they laugh until they die

I throw the entire London philharmonic at the next poster.

 

[zebrin]

Having no idea what the London Philharmonic is(Probably a choir, but who knows) I stand there gaping dumbly as they get thrown at me into a running start where they then proceed to stampede over myself and the next poster who was unlucky enough to have been standing next to me.

 

[deathless14]

i run and i run over the next poster while holding open scissors

 

[deathless14]

ARRG!!!!! IM DEAF!!!!!

i jam a Q-tip in to the nose of the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I unleash a massive sneeze, and you are blown away.

I throw a sledgehammer at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

It hammers my sledge and then hits me on the head.

I throw my brains at the next poster.

 

[Squid1361]

I catch your brains, then realize what I'm holding. EEW
*sorry, I just dropped your brains*
I wipe my hands clean on a napkin, and throw that at the next poster...

 

[Sporky111]

The napkin is caught in a breeze and blows harmlessly away. "What was that" i ask before throwing more insults at the next poster

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I capture said insults on a tape recorder and play them back at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I scream as my self esteem is crushed

I throw tears of a broken man at the next poster

 

[NeoAC]

I catch the tears in my root beer. Everyone knows the tears of unfathomable sorrow are excellent additions to any drink.

I throw my old iPod that I smashed in my car door at you.

 

[HamadaLFC]

I catch the Ipod and realize it doesnt work anymore

I take out the headphones and hurl them at you

 

[Lost In The Void]

I plug them into my Ipod.

I throw a obsolete computer at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I take it to Kramden institute, and refurbish it!

I throw five tons of mace at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

They turn into bomb-ombs and run to my nans house!

I throw a cheap porno dvd at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I notice the slimy coating and hastily move out of the way.

I throw an invisible man at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I get wet, and then step on the stupid fish.

I throw a large, industrial fan at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i use it to cool off in this TERRIBLE heat

i throw the heat at the next poster