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Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I use it to cook a can of soup.

I throw the Pacific ocean at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I accidentally swallow it and begin hallucinating.

I throw a Mini Cooper at the next poster.
 

quiet_samurai

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Apr 24, 2009
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I cathch the pint sized automobile with my strong muscles and snap it in half over my knee.

I then fashion two shivs out of the halfs and lunge at the next poster seeking blood!
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I unsheathe my adamantium claws and cut you right in half!

I throw a mini-nuke at the next poster.
 

Sporky111

Digital Wizard
Dec 17, 2008
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I throw a bubble shield and the nuke is encased inside

I pull out my grav hammer and swing at the next poster
 

Nia-san

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Mar 29, 2009
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it launches me far away as a yell "damn youuuuuuuuuuuuu"

I throw calculus at the next poster
 

Sporky111

Digital Wizard
Dec 17, 2008
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I haven't taken calculus yet, so I am unaffected by it's evil

I throw next year at the next poster
 

Ashbax

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Jan 7, 2009
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I check next year, and see That Sporky111 dies on july 2nd of that year.

I throw my time paradox at the next poster.
 

Nia-san

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Mar 29, 2009
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I'm warped to the other side of the world and thankfully its on land.

I throw a wig at the next poster
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I confound your brain with my own special brand of logic, and what you perceived as a paradox resolves itself and disappears.

I throw an asylum at the next poster.
 

Mookie_Magnus

Clouded Leopard
Jan 24, 2009
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I throw my insane grandmother at the asylum, causing them both to halt moving and land.

The asylum lands on the next poster.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I am welcomed in by the staff, and worshipped by the inmates.

I throw an irate editor at the next poster.
 

Neonbob

The Noble Nuker
Dec 22, 2008
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I shear all of them, and wear their wool.

I throw a roller-mine at the next poster.
 

Sporky111

Digital Wizard
Dec 17, 2008
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I contruct a quarter pipe which sends the roller mine back at the other poster

I throw a Wiimote at the next poster