Random Object fight!

[Neonbob]

I...but...*brain explodes from paradox*

I throw the pieces of myself at the next poster.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

You miss and I tackle you making your ears explode from pure metal.

I throw Cannibal Corpse at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I eat it!

I throw an easy-listening band at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

AWW ****!!!!! MY EARS!!!!!!!!

I cut the next poster to shreds with a gatling gun.

 

[Neonbob]

I'm...cut to shreds.

I throw a grandma at the next poster.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

Edit: I pick her up and throw her back at you

I throw a demon at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I reveal my innermost thoughts to it, and it is shocked right back to hell.

I throw a cross at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

I use the cross to enslave the demon and force it to do my bidding.

My demon unleashes a face-melting guitar solo on the next poster.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

I like face melting guitar solos and have it turn on you.

I send a bomber full of zombies at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

Neon and I post at the same time, and the demon's guitar solo causes a nuclear explosion.

The explosion engulfs the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I flourish on the explosion, and grow to one hundred feet tall.

I throw an RV at the next poster.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

I catch it and start juggling it along with a few hundred cars and throw them at the next poster!

 

[RaNDM G]

Luckily, Heavy Metal Maniac managed to post at the same time as me twice in a row, and the explosion is canceled out. Unfortunantly, a bomber full of zombies approaches.

I stack up the cars thrown at me and stick up a sign that says, "ZOMBIES AHEAD" on the top. The undead are diverted to the town of Houston, TX.

I throw the next poster into the town of Houston.

 

[Heavy Metal Maniac]

I control my zombies and make myself king.

I send my army of zombies at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I whip out dual chainsaws and the next hour is the most fun in my life.

I throw all the heads at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

There are only three heads. Not very impressive, dude.

After sighing in disappointment, I grab my Hydra and machete and rush into the town on a motorcycle with chainsaws strapped on. Three days later, all the zombies have been killed and the Governor declares me a hero.

I throw... something at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I catch..something...

I throw a seven foot tall razor at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

Thanks, I needed the shave.

I throw what's left of my beard at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I sneeze.

I throw a squiggoth at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

I look it up in my 2,067 page dictionary.

I then smack the next poster in the jaw with said dictionary.