Random Object fight!

[Neonbob]

While my jaw may have been broken by the hardback book, I can still write out scathing messages on paper.

I throw a leaky car battery at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

AWW ****!!!!!!!!! MY HAAANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the acid begins to burn through my body, I grab onto the next poster. We both disintegrate.

 

[Neonbob]

I, uh...die.

My spirit throws our combined goop at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I call the Ghost Busters. Their on the case!

I throw Harvey Birdman at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

But wait, that makes no-

"Objection!"

... Crap. I hate paradoxes.

I nuke the next poster's whales.

 

[Neonbob]

Damn paradox! That's my job!

I throw my undying hatred at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

My paradox sucks it up and shoots it through Neon's paradox.

His hatred burns through the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

Ah, hell...yet another paradox is created.

I throw the boondocks at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

You fool! I live in the boonies!

I realize that I have homework to do and take my leave. I leave a tactically-modified Thompson sub-machine gun for the next poster.

*sticks crazy glue on the trigger while the others aren't paying attention*

 

[Lost In The Void]

I look around just in time to be shot by a Thomas Machine gun Damn you super glue

I throw my blood at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I catch it in a bowl, and drink it, savoring every last drop.

I throw Joan Rivers at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

Hey guys, what did I- *gets hit by Joan Rivers*

Crap, Alzheimers... Wait, what am I doing here?

I throw my Psychology teacher at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I overload his psychobabble brain with political incorrectness and pure logic and watch his mind fry.

I throw a crowbar at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

I get hit in the head, but then automatically heal myself, since everyone knows Canadians have regenerative powers (It was in a movie! Hollywood wouldn't lie!)

I throw the Olsen twins at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I ignore their stickish figures.

I throw all the retarded Disney music people at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

All the 12 year old girls rush in front of me to take the blow.

I throw Mario Paint at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I turn to stone, and get a nice paintjob.

I throw a glacier at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

What glacier? Global Warming killed them all!

I throw Al Gore at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

He is distracted by what he thinks is manbearpig, and flies off into the sunset.

I throw the Empire State building at the next poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I threaten the building that it will meet the same fate as the world trade center it turns off in the opposite direction scared.

I throw a deck of really,really,really sharp playing cards at the next poster