Random Object fight!

[Sporky111]

I am hit by my own post while in the process of writing it. Wait, not another paradox. NOOOOOO!!!!

I throw the next two posts at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i deflect it with my anti double post sheild

i throw gorilla monsoon at the next poster

 

[RaNDM G]

I don't even know what that is.

I turn the next poster into a chicken.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I prance around eating grain

I peck out the eyes of the nest poster

 

[Neonbob]

I make a nice drink out of it.

I throw an intolerant parent at the next poster.

 

[GoldenRaz]

I put one of my drunk "friends" in front of him/her/it, and then leg it.

I throw a bunch of illiterate 9 year-old "gamers" on the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I AM A 9 YEAR OLD!! (I cheated my age)


I force the other poster to Overdose on vicodin -221 chance of surviving

 

[Sporky111]

I am Gregory House. No amount of vicodin can affect me.

I throw a cane at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I whip it around and beat you to death with it, smiling and humming a random Broadway tune all the while.
[sup]and I don't know any Broadway tunes[/sup]

I throw a Kodiak bear at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I take a picture of the bear with my Kodiak camera, the flash blinds it.

The blinded bear slams and claws the next poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I dodge the bullets matrix style I run to my local DVD shop and buy them out I then convert all the DVD`s into shurikens.

I throw a thousand DVD shurikens at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I throw the tv at my silver corvette

I use my Lamborgini to astonish the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I recover from the astonishment, and then I steal it from you!

I throw Shaun of the Dead at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I duck.

I Re hijack my car and re-astonish you and run you over after-wards

 

[Neonbob]

I left a pipe bomb in the passenger side seat, and then you blow up three seconds later!

I throw gloves at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

they do wht un worn gloves do when they hit people

I Pull out a shotgun and shoot you in the heart (you fall down) I step on you so no playing dead!

 

[Sporky111]

As a machine, I have no heart.

I throw someone else's heart at the next poster