Random Object fight!

[HAZEANDHALO]

its my enemys thanks

I pour water over the next poster If its sporky if its not I shoot my shotgun again

 

[The_Chief]

i cry about it WAAHH

i throw MEH LAZOR at the next poster

 

[terribleyetfun]

I catch it and fire it

I FIRE MAH LAZOR at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

The LAZOR I fired at a previous poster comes around and punches a hole through your stomach before you are able to get a shot off.

I knock the next poster upside the head.

 

[Sporky111]

"Ow! Dammit."

I push the next posters finger into an auto-pencil-sharpener

 

[The Shade]

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow my finger! How did you know my one weakness was electric pencil sharpeners?

I throw a small ceramic penguin at the next poster! Muhahahaha!

 

[irishdelinquent]

But my software is incompatable with Linux, so the penguin bounces harmlessly off of me.

I spend ages studying Necromancy, summon the lost body of Jimmy Hoffa, and have him spit a wad of pure liquid death at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

I live too far away from New York for any of Jimmy Hoffa's shenanigans to affect me.

I throw a bad review of Watchmen at the next poster

 

[Letsrock456]

Hah! you fool! don't you know i have photosynthesis!
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Yes.

I throw my Very.Very.Very dirty dog at the enxt poster

(My birthday today btw! xD)

 

[PhoenixFire31]

He lands in a bubble filled bath tub I happened to be standing by.

(HAPPY BIRTHDAY!)

I give Caboose a tank and he fires at the next poster (cause he's a team killing f**ktard.)

 

[world_of_dragons]

hey how's about a game of "Hot old sandWich"?

I throw that at the next poster...

 

[Neonbob]

Um....I eat it? And then die of food poisoning because it's an "old" sandwich.

I throw aquafina at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I drink it. Refreshed, I proceed to beat Decymate senseless with the carcass of one of my exploded whales.

I throw turkey giblets at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I just jump

I go and give money to the other person but copied off

 

[Sporky111]

I take the money and buy a strong drink, then light it on fire.

I throw a brandy scented fireball at the next poster.