Random Object fight!

[GoldenRaz]

I do not dodge, seeing as how I am not afraid of papercuts, and would love to have a cool scar.

I throw a net made of lasers at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

DAMN YOU, WIDE-EYED DOG! I go insane because I had to delete some of my Steam games in order to get the free trial...

I throw pure frustration at the next poster.

 

[Sphinx316]

Oh god! The frustration is giving me a heart attack!
Well I throw a bag of rotten tomatoes at the next poster.

 

[Dr.Calvyn]

Using my squekycleany'ness as off joing five minutes ago i slide greasily along the ground underneath your feet, thus dodging your bag, and give you a good tickle on the next posters back knee.

Ps:How was that?

 

[Neonbob]

Interesting.
I react with my secret ninja skills after feeling a brush on the back of my knee, and throw several dozen shurikens at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I use my bare hands to rip off the zombie's head, and then smash it into the ground in a touchdown celebration manner.

I throw all of the zombie's teeth at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I take the change and make a tambourine.

I throw a drum kit at the next poster.

 

[Nia-san]

Good thing I have my sticks! I play a rockin' solo on them as they fly by

I throw a dog toy at the next poster

 

[Sporky111]

MMmmm. . .human remains. . .

wait, what

I throw a red napkin at the next poster

 

[Sporky111]

I eat the rest of the tuna, then lick the can

I throw my severed tongue at the next poster

 

[NeoAC]

I thank you for said moneys and buy a robot dog that knows karate.

I grow bored and throw the robot dog at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

Unable to decipher whether it is a new or old tomb raider, I am unsure of why my face has burned off.

I throw my total confusion at the next poster

 

[terribleyetfun]

the confusion hits me I am confused for a little bit but then realize there is nothing to be confused about.

in my confusion I throw the next poster's post at the nest poster.