Random Object fight!

[Crowghast]

I enjoy Brandy, and the fire will allow me to brew some more! I grab it with an asbestos coated glove.

I then utilize my skills at creating delicious spirits and put them into mass production to flood the subway systems. The next poster [i\]happens[/i] to be within them! What do they do!?

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I take the money and buy a strong drink, then light it on fire.

I throw a brandy scented fireball at the next poster.

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Ah.Ah.Ah...
Fake.
Police come
Sporky thats my object

 

[Neonbob]

For Crowghast: I get behind a legion of alcoholics, and am left completely dry.
For HAZE: I catch him, then detach his robot arm and smack you with it.

I throw the Death Star at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I am darth vader! so i cannot be hurt as i am in it.

I Use world of dragons and use his fist to kill you

 

[Neonbob]

I grab Holydog and he takes the blow for me.

I throw the 4th wall at the next poster.

 

[Crowghast]

I phase through it and passively mention something outside of the fiction's canon.

I use a brick-hurling machine to slowly destroy the Hoover Dam while chucking brick-sized projectiles into the atmosphere that will burn until hot enough to melt flesh. They will then come hurtling towards the ground at [b\][i\]YOU[/i][/b] next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I don't move, and stand there like before, so I can go out like Chewbacca.

I throw Yoda and Voldo at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

Five words: You are a cheap fighter.

I unleash the wrath of Captain Jean Luc Picard, USS Enterprise, on the next poster.


"Make it so."

 

[Neonbob]

I ignore his puny ship, and just ram it with my Super Star Destroyer.

I throw vowels at the next poster.

 

[irishdelinquent]

Being the grammar nazi that I am, I take the vowels and insert them into the putrid travesties that children these days call "netspeak".

I throw a shoe at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I catch it, and, seeing that it's the right size, use it to beat a random passerby to death.

I throw seventeen souls at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

I ignore his puny ship, and just ram it with my Super Star Destroyer.

You obviously underestimate the power of the Enterprise.


Anyways, I absorb your souls with Soul Calibur, giving the weapon a distinct aura of evil.

I send a fighter jet after the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I watch as it shoots overhead at mach 2, and then get pulverized by the shockwave.

I throw a tomahawk at the next poster.

Spoiler: Comparative sizes :-P

http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f252/CanisD/Shipyard/Drawings/SW/SuperSDs.png

 

[RaNDM G]

I catch it and use it to beat Neon senseless.

I throw Neon at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

Edit: Ninja'd

Neon bounces off of my shield.

I throw my shield at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

The shield hits me, but does no harm because it is a shield and has dull edges.

I throw a razor sharp window squeegee at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

Ohhh, so now it's razor sharp. I pull my ninja moves, grab it, and break it over my knee.

I throw 50 tons of blubber at the next poster.

 

[Demon_Zeya]

The blubber is too heavy and falls short...

I launch a bunch of

Spoiler

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at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

My spam blocker does its job and sends all the spam right back at you, causing your computer to explode as it tries to process the huge amount of spam it is now receiving.

I throw a vending machine at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

I get a bubblegum machine. . .wait, what game is this, again?

I throw gumballs at the next poster