Random Object fight!

[Shapsters]

I sacrifice a pink bear to save myself

throw the remains of the bear to the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I take it home, and care for it like it was family.
[sup]Awwwww, why'd he have to go in the oven? He was fun...[/sup]
I revel in the shredded mess of the pink bear!

I throw a tunnel boring machine at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I run so fast around the world that I end up behind the next poster and dodging the picture.

I throw a box set of Happy Tree Friends at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I snatch it and spend the next day and a half watching cute animals dying in horrific ways!

I throw a bed at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I jump over it and fall asleep on top of it.

I wake up and fire my rocket launcher at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I shoot the rocket out of the air with my incredible sniping prowess.

I throw a frisbee at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I catch it and start laughing.

I attack a bomb to the frisbee and throw it to the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

my avatar eats the frisbee.

i throw my avatar at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I spin-kick the kitty into a nursing home, where the bomb explodes, and I laugh as wheelchairs and walkers rain down around me.

I throw a supercomputer at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I jump onto the computer and start hacking your e-mail!

I throw my lunch at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I eat it. Yums.

I throw napalm and silly putty at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I play with it gleefully, even while burning.

I throw random attacks at the character of the next poster!

 

[RaNDM G]

My head explodes out of watching the sorry performance done by the completely random dancing elf.

I throw C*** Puncher at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

He gets blocked by a mod!

I throw traffic cones at the next poster.

 

[Thegoodfriar]

I try desperately to 'nade jump, but the message "Neonbob splattered Thegoodfriar" appears on the screen.

While bludgeoned by the traffic cone, a smallpox blanket I was using to keep warm flies toward the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

My immune system kills it. Because it's just that great.

I throw a bunch of mosquitoes at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

My Canadian mosquito immunity keeps me safe

I throw a cast iron pan full of bacon at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

BACON! I eat it all before it has gotten three feet from your hands. I also get hit with the pan, but the bliss of the bacon keeps me from noticing the searing pain too much.

I throw a mammoth at the next poster.