Random Object fight!

[HAZEANDHALO]

You died cause of ultra fail
I GO MOB ON DA NEX POSTAZ ASS!

 

[Neonbob]

Um...what? My head explodes trying to comprehend the babble I just saw.

I throw the chunks at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

i sample the chuncks of head and find that actually, head is quite nice (if you get my meaning)

I throw bubble-wrap at the next poster

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I just pop it happily,

I throw darth vaders rage at poster

 

[Neonbob]

I counter with my own, unsurpassed rage. It beheads Vader.

I throw a cloak at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

i wear it

I throw confusion at next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I let it meld with my natural confusion, and wander off.

I throw a chainsaw at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

it hits me (doesnt do anything since its off cause it was inactive)

I throw EPIC FAIL at the next poster

 

[Letsrock456]

It misses and then comes and hits you, YOU EPICLY FAILED.

I throw the Epicly failing Haze at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I counter with a TRULY EPIC WIN!

Spoiler: This WIN!

I throw a prison at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I am the prison

I Scream I WANT THE TRUTH to the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I kick you in the stomach, and as you puke your guts out, I lean over and whisper into your ear, "You can't handle the truth," as I point to my steel-toed boot, upon which the words "the truth" are printed.

I throw a wall of text at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I use another Text wall

I lie to the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

How could you lie to me? To me?

I throw indignation at the next poster.

 

[Darkblaven]

I die for the indignation and become a zombie and jump at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I use my expertise in killing zombies to quickly dispatch you.

I throw an overzealous preacher at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I hit myself, and the paradox destroys the universe!

I throw the LHC at the next poster.

 

[RaNDM G]

My particles are realigned, turning me into a half-human, half-Doctor Manhattan... thingy.

I unleash Yahtzee's hatred of MUMORPUGERs on the next poster.

 

[world_of_dragons]

except I don't play MUMORPUGERs as I find them boring and predictable

forces the next poster to watch this: http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/bt/spoonyone/final-fantasy-viii/1800-final-fantasy-8-part-3