Random Object fight!

[Sporky111]

I resist the effort to make me watch, but at great cost to my sanity

I throw a torn straight jacket at the next poster

 

[Lost In The Void]

Realizing that this is much more stylish than my bound straight jacket I take it and put it on

I throw an asylum at the next poster

 

[NeoAC]

I'm not crazy so I don't fear the asylum at all. Plus you can't lift an asylum!

I throw Mr. Hat at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

i grab mr hat and give him a hat wedgie.

i throw a memory stick at the next person

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I have hate myself (I broke the heater and my head bled when I slamed the door AND IM 9)

I make a paradox..MUAHHAHaHHAAHAHAHAHAHA*coughs*

 

[P1p3s]

is confused by the events of the last post but steps over the bleeding head of HAZEANDHALO and throws a hissy fit at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I have two younger brothers, so your hissy fit doesn't bother me in the slightest.

I throw 500 shuriken at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

i throw 500 meatbags in the way of the 500 shruikens.

i throw alcoholic blood at the next person.

 

[Neonbob]

I catch it all in a cup, pour it into a bottle, and age it.

I throw a helicopter at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I play "helecopter" by Bloc Party at the helecopter and the poor helpless thing runs away.

I attack the next poster with STDs

 

[Neonbob]

I use a giant condom!

I throw a zoo at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I inject all the animals with AIDs.
[sup]LOL. Giant condom.[/sup]

i hurl a toilet at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I call the roto-rooter guy, and he takes care of it.
[sup]Creative, no?[/sup]

I throw a bullhorn at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I catch the bullhorn in a lasso.
[sup]oh bravo sir. [/sup]

i throw a typical asian parent at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I throw a doctor at them, and they are appeased.
[sup]Yay! My head-meat is working today![/sup]

I throw a comatose fat guy at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I pop him a rather sharp pine cone.
[sup]what's a head-meat?[/sup]

I throw hellfire and brimstone at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I wash myself with it, to get that perfect scent.
[sup]Brains![/sup]

I throw synonyms at the next poster.

 

[Nia-san]

I feel as smart as a thesaurus!

i throw beans at the next player

 

[Neonbob]

I plant them and they grow a large beanstalk, which causes several planes to crash...damn.

I throw flaming wreckage at the next poster.