Random Object fight!

[Neonbob]

It hits me, and I break it in half.

I throw an infant ward at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

i eat all the babies cos im evil like that.

I throw a nun at the next poster. ha, you can't hurt a nun.

 

[Sparrow]

I throw an Atheist infront of the nun, therefore defeating two birds with one stone.

I throw my Friends DVD collection at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I run from the poison that is the normal sitcom.
[sup]Good answer, Goatzilla![/sup]

I throw thermite at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

Who says Dyno mite doesnt hurt?

I throw Too Human at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I die and am taken up to Valhalla by that lethargic ***** of a valkyrie.

I throw buckshot at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

HAZEANDHALO Commited suicide.

HAZEANDHALO Sniped ???

 

[Neonbob]

Ummm...how about...SomeRandomNoob?

I throw clarity at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I just duck

I throw cubivore

 

[Neonbob]

I hold up a large sphere, and it's jaws get stuck. Then I roll it down a large hill.

I throw Big Ben at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I am in The big ass clock tower..

I throw an assault rifle at the next psoter

 

[prinxess]

I catch it and shoot the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I am bulletproof!
*checks chest*
Wait...I guess I'm not...shit.
*dies*

I throw a funeral at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I am immune unless its someone I know or is a baby
AND I DONT KNOW THEM

I throw guilt at the next poster

 

[Vor@Tan]

i smack it away with ignorance, then get squidged by concessness, then get stabbed by depression, thus commiting suicide

i throw my brain down

 

[headshotcatcher]

I was crushed by the sheer intellect lodged in your brain. *ahem*

I chuck a larry at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I dodge Larry and get hit by Bret.

I throw vengeance at the next poster.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I retaliate with cowardice, take that!

*Throws cowardice at next poster*

 

[Neonbob]

I am immune to cowardice! Muahahahah! One of the benefits of psychosis!

I throw sticks at the next poster.

 

[headshotcatcher]

I catch the sticks and use them to make a campfire.

Throws next poster into campfire