Random Object fight!

[Neonbob]

I lap them up, and rejoice in your suffering!
Welcome to the Escapist!

I throw confetti at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

I celebrate in the midst of the confetti

I throw a heavily iced layer cake at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I eat it all!

I throw France at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

By the time France gets to me, they have already surrendered and gone to EuroDisney to be ironic and stuff.

I throw Sean Connery at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I outdo his preposterous accent, and he cedes to me.

I throw early morning boredom at the next poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I hold up my shield of late-night excitement countering it.

I throw all the members of the escapist at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I make them all flinch by unleashing the full force of my insanity!
[sup]Hey, I made Maxi flinch...I figure I can make anyone flinch [/sup]

I throw Steven King at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I interview him for an essay on horror novels

I throw Edgar Allen Poe at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I have him write another story.

I throw nails at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I get pinned to the wall. After some time of only being fed by friends and not moving I become so large that the wall I was pinned to collapse on the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I get squished. Damn you, lack of foresight!

I throw caskets at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Luckily I work at a morgue so this was a welcome surprise

I throw scalpels at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I get cut plenty, but regain my lost blood from a passing group of middle-schoolers.

I throw a city bus at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

It allows me to finally beat that metal eating world record

I throw the book of records at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I beat all the records and am hit by my own ego.

I throw the combine at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

Gordan steps in front of me and stops them

I throw a G-String at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I grab it, wash it thoroughly, and give them to my girl.

I throw pluto at the next poster.

 

[NeoAC]

I catch it and the woman who it belongs to thanks me properly later.

I throw her poorly made coffee at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I'm not scared of a mere satilite and bat it aside

I throw a red giant at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I eat it! Love me the lobstah.

I throw claws of doom at the next poster.