Random Object fight!

[the Tadman]

My mom jumps like a FBI agent protecting the president and blocks them from me.

I throw the apocalypse at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I duck and it lands somewhere else. >

I throw a duck at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I.......uhhh.......ah! DUCK! It goes over my head.

I through myself at the next poster

 

[prinxess]

I roundhouse kick you away from me.

I grab Goatzilla and throw him at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I........land on the floor?

I throw a nasty cake at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I dodge it and it hits Chuck Norris in the face.

Chuck Norris charges at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I block him with my Jet Li on a stick.

I poke the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I bite your finger until you start crying.

I karate chop the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I block the karate chop with a block of concrete.

I throw the concrete at the next poster.

 

[the Tadman]

I "go all medieval on that concrete's ass"

I throw Fred Flintstone

 

[prinxess]

I catch him and start to beat him.

I throw his skull at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I get yoshi to eat the skull.

I throw yoshi at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I look into his eyes and he immediately dies.

I look into the next poster's eyes.

 

[the Tadman]

I look back and say "Shoudn't you throw something?"

I throw pity at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I lap it up like the ***** i am.

I stare into eTuner's eyes and comment on how pretty they are.

 

[the Tadman]

Same here, then i go watch Happy Tree Friends and see her die.

I throw a pokeball!

 

[Neonbob]

It hits me in the chest. Then I shoot you.

I throw a pencil at the next poster.

 

[the Tadman]

I grab it, write a math test, and get an A+!

I throw hugs at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I give them all to AE!

I throw ebola at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I look up ebola in the dictionary and then find out that it has already infected me.

I puke on the next poster.