Random Object fight!

[the Tadman]

Ahah! The laughs are on you for i am wearing a fire proof west!

I throw a kindergardener at the next poster

 

[NeoAC]

I say "Eewwww" as I watch them fall to the ground very quickly.

I throw a table saw at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I Use a table

I throw a noob

 

[Neonbob]

I shoot it in the head as they look at a wall.

I throw a glove at the next poster.

 

[Levaetus]

I catch the glove then feed it to my dog.

I throw Chuck Norris at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

i run like crap the otherway before he can spread his legs in a *cough* kick

i throw knickers at the idiot below me ^.^

 

[Neonbob]

I ignore the knickers, as I don't consider myself an idiot

I throw paint at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

i counter with terpentine! HA HA!! but get killed because i wasn't ventalited

my ghost flings my corpse down to hell (the next post ^.^ )

 

[Neonbob]

I eat it. Because I think you'd taste good if you were broiled

I throw a hot pan at the next poster.

 

[Sporenut]

I catch it, and use it to cook scrambled eggs, with melted cheese, cream and parsley... BE BACK IN A SEC... *munching noises* I love me the good scrambled eggs...

I throw satan at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

You...you are wonderful. I eat it! Tasty, tasty whale...

I throw outraged PETA members at the next poster.

 

[Sporenut]

I tell then to "get offa mah laaawwwnnnn..." *shotgun pump noise*

I throw Broly at the next poster (PS, HIS POWER IS MAXIMUM!!!!)

 

[Neonbob]

I...don't know who the hell that is, and I'm too lazy to look it up, so I ignore the possible threat. And get clobbered.

I throw an irate blobfish at the next poster.

 

[Vor@Tan]

i catch it...and it suddenly spikes in my hands!! *que running around, flapping hands trying to get it off*
(i'm assuming you ment "blow" not "blob" as i don't know what a "blobfish" is ^.0 )

i throw a cuttlefish!! cause i can't spell octopus!! ... ???

 

[Neonbob]

I go long and dramatically catch it in a touchdown pose.

I throw youtube's collection of reasonable people at the next poster.
[sup]Nope! Blobfish!

Spoiler: Click, Fishyfishy

[/sup]

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I use my awesome trolling skills to get banned from Youtube so they can't attack me.

Due to lack of anything to do on my computer as a result, I throw my computer at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I take it to Kramden, refurbish it, and sell it.

I throw a cash register at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I steal all the money from it and use the money to buy several bombs.

I then put the bombs in the cash register and throw it at the next poster.