Random Object fight!

[Neonbob]

I grab it, run into a daycare, and run out to watch the fun.

I throw a bridge at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I move slightly to the left, completely dodging the bridge as a result.

The bridge then goes on flying at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I punch the bridge in half!

I throw a ragdoll at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I grab the ragdoll and sell it at a second hand market for bout chree fiddy.

I then throw the chree fiddy at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

The Loch Ness monster snatches it and follows you forever.

I throw a stalker at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I find out that the stalker and the loch ness monster are one and the same.

I therefore say that the next poster has chree fiddy on them.

 

[Neonbob]

I eat the loch ness monster. Tasty!

I throw irritation at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I get annoyed and decide to start trolling again.

I throw a flame war at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I sing the College Humor song to avoid ig.

I throw a tree at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I grab the tree and plant it, wait for the apples to harvest, pick the apples, brew into cider, leave to ferment and then sell to the public.

I then use the money gained to buy a gun and fire it at the next poster!

 

[Neonbob]

I eat the bullet and crap gold.

I throw Fort Knox at the next poster.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

I dodge it. The fort breaks, giving me access to all the gold inside.

I use the gold to become a mafia overlord and send my men after the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I kill and eat every last one of them slowly, making each one beg for death before I gradually grant it to them.

I throw their bones at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

I swallow the bones with my HUGE ego.

I ego the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I deflate it with pure logic and sarcasm.

I throw a gospel CD at the next poster.

 

[The_Chief]

i deflact it with a metallica CD

i throw my depression at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I throw Prozac at it and it turns into bipolarity.

I throw a thousand bullet casings at the next poster.

 

[Sporenut]

I put on "The Mask" (from the movie "The Mask") they get absorbed into my skin, and my tongue gets turned into a chaingun, which is now fully loaded.

I think it is pretty obvious what I throw at the next poster.
...Thats right, I throw Egypt at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

Since I conquered Egypt long ago, the people of Egypt shift themselves to affect its flight characteristics and it crashes into a mall.

I throw Orange peels at the next poster.

 

[MasterStratus]

I jump out of the way as the orange peels land in a pile of compost. Then I plant some flowers with the compost.

I throw flowers planted in compost at the next poster.