Random Object fight!

[NeoAC]

A pack of hungry Geico cavemen catch it though, as they know mammoth meat is the best meat around.

I throw the 15% or more that I saved on car insurance at the next poster. Oh, but I stuffed into a gecko first.

 

[Neonbob]

I catch the gecko in a glass case and give it to my little brother, who plays with it until it dies a few days later because he forgot to feed it.

I throw hermit crabs at the next poster.

 

[prinxess]

I jump up and land on him, crushing his small body.

I throw a boomer at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I shoot it from a distance and watch it explode.

I throw a TV showing "3 guys 1 hammer" at the next poster.

 

[HAZEANDHALO]

I just say "I wanent the one who did it" but he bilievve me OWN!

Shoot the fucking hell out of someone with a halo 3 assault rifle

 

[Neonbob]

The dogs cower in fear of my animal presence.

I throw land sharks at the next poster.

 

[Aardvark Soup]

The land sharks suddenly transform into cupcakes because someone left the inifintely imporbability drive on.

I grab a power star and touch the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I fly off the edge of the platform, never to be seen again...sigh...I hope you're happy

I throw a pokeball at the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

The thing hits me in the face, hits the ground, opens, and out comes magicarp.

I throw a useless, cartoon fish at the next poster

 

[Neonbob]

I make useless, cartoon sushi out of it.

I throw a UFO at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

i lure it away with alien chow.

i throw the alien chow at the next person

 

[Neonbob]

I observe it, and tentatively taste it. I die from alien food poisoning.
I get the hell out of the way!

I throw a french monarch at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

i cook up a rebellion and let the mob chop off his head. (French rev anyone?)

i send the angry mob after..... YOU

 

[Neonbob]

I fend them off with a twin-mounted gatling gun and millions of rounds of ammunition.

I throw one of Saturn's rings at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

saturn's rings are made of icy rock so i melt them using satan's own arse.

i throw the smelly, gooy satan mess at the next guy.

 

[Neonbob]

I call in a favor Satan owes me an a legion of demons takes the hit for me.

I throw a pitchfork at the next poster.

 

[goatzilla8463]

i use my silky skills to twirl the pitchfork on my pinkie and throw it at the next poster but not before setting it on fire.