Random Object fight!

[LockHeart]

I catch them and perform an elaborate street juggling act, to raucous applause from passers by.

I lob a frozen turkey at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I catch it then cook it. Afterwards I invite everyone over for Thanksgiving.

I throw a whole bunch of barbie dolls at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I put 30 panes of glass in front of me, and the turkey only makes it through 19 of them.
I cannot dodge them, as I am trampled by a horde of hyperactive 6-year-old girls who descend upon the scene in what will later be described as a "textbook clusterfuck."

I throw an emotionally-disturbed goth at the next poster.

 

[Lost In The Void]

I give him a new metal album and he happily goes on his way

I throw a 6 year with matches at the next poster

 

[LockHeart]

I am incinerated in a sugar-fuelled pyrotechnical frenzy.

I cast my ashes at the next poster.

 

[lenin_117]

I convince the cyborg chipmunk that it is my friend then when it falls asleep I rewire it so that it walks on it's hands. I glue rusty nails to its feet and command it to kick the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

Its ok. I was smart and wore my armor today. The nails do nothing.

I throw the moon at the next poster.

 

[Neonbob]

I decide not to dodge it, but to go out like Chewbacca!

I throw a forklift at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I drive it. Then I pull a Shenume and decide to work instead of going after the bad guy.

I force the next poster to play Seaman for the Dreamcast.

 

[Neonbob]

I make a robot to play it for me, freeing my life up so that I can waste it playing Oblivion!

I throw 3000 2-D planes at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I fail to even perceive objects not of my dimension.

I try to bait the next poster with a cookie on a fishing line.

 

[Neonbob]

I ignore the cookie, because somebody else is using donuts.

I throw monster truck tires at the next poster.

 

[Grab-bag]

I hoopla the tires and launch several pepper grinders at the next poster!

 

[ae86gamer]

Good thing I was in my panic room.

I force the next poster to watch a Jonas Brother and Miley Cyrus concert.

 

[Neonbob]

I bring my iPod and listen to Metal the entire time, punching any male I see there in the face.

I throw a UFO at the next poster.

 

[ae86gamer]

I dodge it and it flies over Area 51 where they catch it and disect(?) the alien inside.

I throw Nessy The Lochness Monster at the next poster.

 

[Bleaghhh]

I look closely and realise that it's just a man in a suit. However, he is a very large man and he hits me anyway.

I throw the icepack the doctor gave me for my head at the next poster.

 

[LockHeart]

I catch it and use it to chill my drinks.

I throw my glass at the next poster.

 

[Bleaghhh]

I just let it hit me.
I mean ...
It's just a glass dude.

I throw my old NES at the next poster.

 

[Sev72]

It turns to dust in midair due to its age.
I go back in time and place a banana peel where I, in the future, know the next poster will step.