Random Object fight!

[NeoAC]

Ammunition is pretty useless without the gun, isn't it? So I let it hit me and say "WTF, mate?"

I throw cayenne pepper powder at the next poster's eyes.

 

[Sporky111]

"AHH, MY EYES!!"

I throw my tears at the next poster

 

[ae86gamer]

I catch them in a bottle.

I throw the bottle full of tears at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I trade the bottle of tears for a lightsaber.

I cut off the arms, legs and genitalia of the next poster.

 

[Sporky111]

I am a rock, your attack is useless.

I throw Mookie_Magnus at the next poster.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I am the next poster, and therefore throwing me at myself results in an endless loop in which the universe is destroyed.

I create the Universe on top of the next poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I look up and see the universe I live under it which means I`m Satan I rule hell now.

I throw my army of demons at the next poster.

 

[Aunel]

I eat the cyborg chipmunk with a spoon and throw a dehydrated squirrel at the next man/idiot

 

[deathless14]

I eat the cyborg chipmunk with a spoon and throw a dehydrated squirrel at the next man/idiot

i put water in the squirrel and let it free then i spit at the next poster after eating wasabi

 

[terribleyetfun]

I hold up a news paper and it stops the wasabi spit and the wasabi burns a hole in the paper I run to my local newsstand and pick it up and throw it at the next poster out of sheer annoyance that I can`t read the comics.

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I catch the news-stand and place it back down, being the divine creator of the universe, and let the man running it get back to his business.

I have my legions of divine warriors shoot you with Holy magic.(The kind from Final Fantasy that kicks all ass)

 

[Aunel]

To stop those "divine" warriors, I cast flare!

and I throw a sharpened iPod to the next poster!

 

[terribleyetfun]

it flies into my hand becoming lodged in I plug in some head phones and listen to some music.

I throw a Jonas brothers concert at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i take an AK47 and destroy the sin against nature

i throw an open can of tuna that has been under the fridge for 20 years at the next poster

 

[Mookie_Magnus]

I vomit.

I vomit on the next poster.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I wash the vomit off and sell it to children as ice cream they eat and vomit I scoop up their vomit and sell it to more kids making ten tons of vomit.

I throw ten tons of vomit at the next poster.

 

[deathless14]

i turn it in to chicken feed

i throw the vomit-eating chicken at thr next poster

 

[HPoirot]

I fry and eat the chicken.

I throw a dead elephant at the next poster.