Random story generator

[DOOM GUY]

...were MAD and ANGRY at these teachings...

 

[ReaperzXIII]

AND THATS WHEN THE CYBORG PIRATE DINOSAUR NINJAS ATTACKED so Optimus had to

 

[akibawall95]

... cook a pizza to win the...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...grand prize on "The Price is Right"...

 

[LikeDustInTheWind]

He then traveled across the land to...

 

[Johnny Impact]

....find a rubber duckie factory....

 

[The Random One]

he had seen in his dreams, but it was...

 

[Nuuu]

...set to destroy all the Pikachu Ponies...

 

[butternut]

...who were ready to pounce Rod Stewart, who was...

 

[Nuuu]

...secretly in love with...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...Sacrificing his first born to summon Beelzebub...

 

[krugerrand123]

... to fight an invasion of marmosets that could...

 

[Ilikemilkshake]

summon forth legions of flying gazelles

 

[DOOM GUY]

...so it was up to Clint Eastwood to stop them...

 

[TraderEddy]

[deleted]

 

[fooddood3]

...Clint Eastwood wasn't too busy simultaneously having sex with every woman on the planet, they could...

 

[Dirty Hipsters]

fly like dragons...

 

[butternut]

...on speed...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...while having an acid trip...

 

[Spartan448]

... with Anthony Weiner...