Random story generator

[ColdBlooded]

...in their favourite action movie hero poses while..

 

[DOOM GUY]

...The Burger King rises an evil army...

 

[JohnDoey]

...While Pamela Anderson is beat with a 2x4 and...

 

[mega48man]

... clint eastwood had his matches who he bought from space pirates...

 

[OctoH]

...for just 5.95 at the local record store.

 

[DOOM GUY]

...why buy matches from a record store, you might ask, well it's a long story...

 

[superdelux]

...Space pirate Record store's matches can...

 

[Annoying Turd]

...change the nature of a man.

 

[SimpleJack]

For 10 cents an hour...

 

[Joseph Valdez]

...and give him 3 wishes...

 

[Roamin11]

... 1 which was to put this in forum game section...

 

[Eomega123]

...which only works if the poster is wearing a fancy hat or....

 

[DOOM GUY]

...hopefully it's option 1...

 

[Atheist.]

Unfortunately it was option two, and the dentist came in and...

 

[Ldude893]

...threw a jar of kidneys at the guy...

 

[mcattack92]

....Because he was an ugly old coot.......

 

[The Lugz]

and ran from the room screaming at the sight of it...

 

[DOOM GUY]

...and then he ripped out his own eyes with a rusty cork-screw...

 

[Spartan448]

... And pulled a Van Gogh, and ripped off his...