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A guy goes to work to find a bear in a giant fire breathing emo chiken farm and from there, his life is all down hill. His sin, however, owns a small business in his hometown where they sell bears for a living to the horned bosses of videogame industry who start to eat fried clowns as they talk business and drink liquefied lutefisk but the King of the World hates demons, so he buys a Michael Moore documentary from Ben Stiller the inventor ate some chicken nuggets along with cake. But suddenly the cake turned into a puke covered Britney Spears. And then, the Cyber Demon came out of nowhere and started to who danced a merry jug whilst reciting the fifth amendment to the tune of hit me baby one more time. And then optimus prime showed up with the rebel alliance and started teaching kids evolution, but the evangelicasts were MAD and ANGRY at these teachings AND THATS WHEN THE CYBORG PIRATE DINOSAUR ATTACKED so Optimus had to cook a pizza to win the grand prize on "The Price is Right". He then traveled across the land to find a rubber duckie factory he had seen in his dreams, but it was set to destroy all the Pikachu Ponies who were ready to pounce Rod Stewart, who was secretly in love with sacrificing his first born to summon Beelzebub to fight an invasion of marmosets that could summon forth legions of flying gazelles so it was up to Clint Eastwood to stop them by breathing fire and oxygen. If only Clint Eastwood wasn't too busy simultaneously having sex with every woman on the planet they could fly like dragons on speed while having an acid trip with Anthony Weiner fuck said that old guy sitting in the corner, eating taco bell and a black hole because the guy next to him had his head explode but it was a hoak, he was actually a sleeper agent from Crazy Land where bunnies ride T-Rex and shoot lasers from their bums and thats when ganhi said we must summon Cathulu the words were IN SPACE where the pot-smoking hippys from pluto started to punch chuck norris with his own fists, causing him to dance the conga. When all of a sudden a giant, crazed mutant duck attacked, so everyone ran for the giant batman statue that fell on them and they all died. The end. Fox News HQ. They all died. Damnit, ninjas >.> until a fairy appeared, warning our protagonists that in their favourite action movie hero poses while The Burger King rises an evil army while Pamela Anderson is beat with a 2x4 and clint eastwood had his matches who he bought from space pirates for just 5.95 at the local record store. Why buy matches from a record store, you might ask, well it's a long story Space pirate Record store's matches can change the nature of a man for 10 cents an hour and give him 3 wishes 1 which was to put this in the forum game section which only works if the poster is wearing a fancy hat or masturbating while at the dentist hopefully it's option 1 unfortunately it was option two, and the dentist came in and threw a jar of kidneys at the guy because he was an ugly old coot and ran from the room screaming at the sight of it and he ripped out his eyes with a rusty cork-screy And pulled a Van Gogh, and ripped off his and ran in circles screaming CANNOT UN-SEE!! for the rest of the day less famous paintings, selling them in a jewel encrusted stuffed Narwhale. Then the dwarfs started raid the Narwhal for treasure, only to find that the treasure wa sin another castle, so they went ther, but no tresure. BUT THEN Roger Waters comes out of nowhere and starts to sin the hit Justin Bieber son remix entitled "Babies (that I will never make)". He finishes and then giant walking hammers smash the dwarfs And the sun and the birds were almost down from the top of the sky before the zombie Jedi decided to throw pies at the sun. And then the sun said my back itches and hands the zombie jedis guns...
I didn't copy-paste any of this, and I think it gave me an aneurysm.
A guy goes to work to find a bear in a giant fire breathing emo chiken farm and from there, his life is all down hill. His sin, however, owns a small business in his hometown where they sell bears for a living to the horned bosses of videogame industry who start to eat fried clowns as they talk business and drink liquefied lutefisk but the King of the World hates demons, so he buys a Michael Moore documentary from Ben Stiller the inventor ate some chicken nuggets along with cake. But suddenly the cake turned into a puke covered Britney Spears. And then, the Cyber Demon came out of nowhere and started to who danced a merry jug whilst reciting the fifth amendment to the tune of hit me baby one more time. And then optimus prime showed up with the rebel alliance and started teaching kids evolution, but the evangelicasts were MAD and ANGRY at these teachings AND THATS WHEN THE CYBORG PIRATE DINOSAUR ATTACKED so Optimus had to cook a pizza to win the grand prize on "The Price is Right". He then traveled across the land to find a rubber duckie factory he had seen in his dreams, but it was set to destroy all the Pikachu Ponies who were ready to pounce Rod Stewart, who was secretly in love with sacrificing his first born to summon Beelzebub to fight an invasion of marmosets that could summon forth legions of flying gazelles so it was up to Clint Eastwood to stop them by breathing fire and oxygen. If only Clint Eastwood wasn't too busy simultaneously having sex with every woman on the planet they could fly like dragons on speed while having an acid trip with Anthony Weiner fuck said that old guy sitting in the corner, eating taco bell and a black hole because the guy next to him had his head explode but it was a hoak, he was actually a sleeper agent from Crazy Land where bunnies ride T-Rex and shoot lasers from their bums and thats when ganhi said we must summon Cathulu the words were IN SPACE where the pot-smoking hippys from pluto started to punch chuck norris with his own fists, causing him to dance the conga. When all of a sudden a giant, crazed mutant duck attacked, so everyone ran for the giant batman statue that fell on them and they all died. The end. Fox News HQ. They all died. Damnit, ninjas >.> until a fairy appeared, warning our protagonists that in their favourite action movie hero poses while The Burger King rises an evil army while Pamela Anderson is beat with a 2x4 and clint eastwood had his matches who he bought from space pirates for just 5.95 at the local record store. Why buy matches from a record store, you might ask, well it's a long story Space pirate Record store's matches can change the nature of a man for 10 cents an hour and give him 3 wishes 1 which was to put this in the forum game section which only works if the poster is wearing a fancy hat or masturbating while at the dentist hopefully it's option 1 unfortunately it was option two, and the dentist came in and threw a jar of kidneys at the guy because he was an ugly old coot and ran from the room screaming at the sight of it and he ripped out his eyes with a rusty cork-screy And pulled a Van Gogh, and ripped off his and ran in circles screaming CANNOT UN-SEE!! for the rest of the day less famous paintings, selling them in a jewel encrusted stuffed Narwhale. Then the dwarfs started raid the Narwhal for treasure, only to find that the treasure wa sin another castle, so they went ther, but no tresure. BUT THEN Roger Waters comes out of nowhere and starts to sin the hit Justin Bieber son remix entitled "Babies (that I will never make)". He finishes and then giant walking hammers smash the dwarfs And the sun and the birds were almost down from the top of the sky before the zombie Jedi decided to throw pies at the sun. And then the sun said my back itches and hands the zombie jedis guns...
I didn't copy-paste any of this, and I think it gave me an aneurysm.
