Random superpwers that make nearly no sense.

[Skuffyshootster]

I've said it once, and I'll say it again: The power to give people indigestion.

 

[Altorin]

The power to change the pH balance of things...

In combat, it would basically just turn into a "dissolve people into a puddle of acidic or alkaline mush", but it's an interesting take on the "dissolve people into mush" superpower.

 

[Squedee]

the power to walk really slow when danger is near

 

[olicon]

The power to figure out all the solution to the exam questions right after you leave the exam room.

 

[Lord_Panzer]

The ability to properly compare apples and oranges.

 

[AkJay]

the ability to grow out your fingernails at will.

 

[Limos]

The ability to die and be resurrected three feet to the left on command. Not your command, just any time someone says Banana. By the way, you die by spontaneous combustion.

 

[Glover09]

The power to change personalities at will.

The catch, they're all five kinds of crazy.

 

[Janus Vesta]

X-ray vision. That you can't turn off. Ever.

 

[Grassassassin]

The power of common sense.

That made me laugh. Seriously.

I think I'll use a different idea than the last few threads of the same nature, this week.

How about, The ability to make people "not care." A limited mind control power.

Damn! I wish I had this one.

 

[TaborMallory]

what about the power, to move you....

History of Wonderboy, and Young Nasty Man...

The worst super power would be to never die. Ever. For all eternity.

 

[Anth]

X-ray vision. That you can't turn off. Ever.

This, but instead of seeing everything as an x-ray, the ability to emit x-rays from your eyes.

I guess you could call it Cancer-Vision.

 

[TheTygerfire]

The power to turn invisible, but only when people aren't looking at you.

Oh come on, the only thing that's crazier than that is Janeane Garofalo fighting crime with a possessed bowling ball. >___>

 

[Iron Mal]

What about having the power to self destruct?

Someone threatens you or a loved one and you begin to make weird squelching noises, your eyes bulge and then, boom, you explode into a gorey mass, hurling biological shrapnel in all directions (you don't regenerate from this by the way, you've just exploded).

 

[PureBredGentleman]

The ability to CHANGE someone's eye color, lot's of villainy and mischief come with a great power like that.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

The ability to make people jump off very low walls and then think they had killed themselves

Can improve this, a power that makes people believe they are drowning when they see their reflection in water [family guy reference]

The power to turn milk into cheese.

 

[Riding on Thermals]

The ability to die and be resurrected three feet to the left on command. Not your command, just any time someone says Banana. By the way, you die by spontaneous combustion.

This.

Alternatively, the ability turn water into ice. But only into ice cubes. And only when the water is already in a glass.

 

[elilupe]

The worst super power would be to never die. Ever. For all eternity.

That would really suck.

How about the power to turn intto a pile of glowing orange mush.

 

[LyonLee]

The power to slow down time. It doesn't actually make you move faster, or the bad guys slower, everything just appears to slow down.

 

[Smasngrab]

The power of welding dead dogs to stuff, i would be the dog-welder....

The sad thing is that theres actualy a superhero whit that power in the DC universe, i blame Garth Enis, and thank him at the same time.