Random superpwers that make nearly no sense.

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Gaderael

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The power to make everyone's sense of smell only smell bacon.
Also there's a funny comic called "Gravy Boy" where he was supposed to inherit the power of gravity, but the sheet the omnipotent being was reading was smudged or something.
 

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APPCRASH said:
I think I'll use a different idea than the last few threads of the same nature, this week.

How about, The ability to make people "not care." A limited mind control power.
that one could be quite usefull, walk into a bank, open the till, take all the money, and noone cares!

the power of /noclip but you can't turm it off, and it works on everything but solid ground.
 

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racing fan said:
The power to change personalities at will.

The catch, they're all five kinds of crazy.
I think I have that power.

The power to delete all of one item from the world, you can only use it once, and you can only use it to remove something that you would rather die than not have.
 

IMrAngryPantsI

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I would want to have brick-powers. The ability to spawn bricks out of nothing. Imagine, your have been knocked into a dark alley and your at gun-point. The man yells "GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!!!" You say, "Hey man, lemme grab my wallet and i can give you my money just don't hurt me." You snap your fingers and the man falls over screaming and clenching his butt-cheeks. You run away. the next day you find an article in the newspaper. "Man Found Dead in Ally With Brick Wedged Eight Inches Into His Rectum."

You have to admit that would be an awesome power right?
 

asinann

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I remember some X-Man many years ago had the power to read any language, couldn't speak them or anything useful, but he could read them.
 

Vrex360

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I said it once, twice, three times and now four times... I've found that it can fit this thread nicely as it is also pretty random:

The power to manipulate and reshape my own living flesh into an endless range of disfigured and hideous shapes. (I'm basing most of the ideas for appearance on the game Dead Space by the way). So therefore I could sprout bony spikes out of the palm of my hand and an extra set of limbs could burst of my stomach, I could sprout giant spider arms out of my back or turn my legs into a long whip like tail with a barbed spike on the end and my arms could get stronger and function as legs. I could sprout fangs or mandibles as well. I could make the skin of my legs and arms merge together into wings and fly. Or sprout tentacles out of my back or even split myself into several independant organisms. I could sprout flood-like tentacle claws out of either arm. The possibilities are ENDLESS.
My flesh, bones, organs and even blood... like clay can be moulded and reshaped into anything.

That power would be cool but even if I was the ultra cool superhero I'd still get ported over by the other superheros who are also tragic brooding rebels but have slightly 'sexier' super powers. And therefore my alias Nomad would be very appropriate.
 

Calobi

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olicon said:
The power to figure out all the solution to the exam questions right after you leave the exam room.
I have that and it is the worst thing ever.

asinann said:
I remember some X-Man many years ago had the power to read any language, couldn't speak them or anything useful, but he could read them.
I thought he could understand any language, which meant he could read/write/speak/understand speech from anyone.

Edit: [a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cypher_(comics)"]Cypher[/a]
 

Zarthek

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the power to summon airstrikes out of thin air to blow yourself up when you sleep.
 

Frybird

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The ability to telepathically feel the pain of others within the radius of a few kilometers/miles.

Now THAT would suck.
 

leprecron

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Random superpower that makes no sense

Spray paint shooting out of your hands at random intervals
 

olicon

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Frybird said:
The ability to telepathically feel the pain of others within the radius of a few kilometers/miles.

Now THAT would suck.
That would. Although I suppose some masochists would really love it.
 

Chimpzy_v1legacy

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The power to correctly fold a roadmap on the first try.

The power to make ordinary housecats roll over when you tell them to.

The power to make everyone you touch have an orgasm. Sounds a lot better than it'd actually be.