Random superpwers that make nearly no sense.

[Timewave Zero]

Alrighty, you gotta makea superpower that makes nearly no sense, or just a very strange one.

i.e. Deus Ex Machina! power: The power to manifest world ending powers ONLY when you are in a life or death situation. Never anytime else.

Or the power to fire cancerous tumours from your mouth.

Weird shit like that. C'mon! Be creative!

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

Forum Games, maybe?

Anyway I'd say impotence, due to a clerical error after you requested omnipotence.

 

[APPCRASH]

I think I'll use a different idea than the last few threads of the same nature, this week.

How about, The ability to make people "not care." A limited mind control power.

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

The ability to make people jump off very low walls and then think they had killed themselves

 

[jim_doki]

what about the power, to move you....

 

[sharks9]

power to make someone take a step forward

could lead to fun times at the grand canyon...

 

[darthzew]

The ability to morph into a giant cockroach.

I've always wanted that one.

 

[ThePoodonkis]

The power to turn invisible, but only when people aren't looking at you.

 

[jad4400]

Muwhahahahahah I am Bullrog and I have lots and lots of powers.

 

[Mewick_Alex]

I'm pretty sure I already put this on another thread like this one, but what the hell...

The ability to make paint dry, but only if you stare at it for a while.

 

[KissofKetchup]

What about the ability to talk to female mammals, but only when they're menstruating?
Or what about being able to punch through reinforced concrete, but not paper?
How about the power of telekinesis, but only if it's a hamster.
Invisibility, but only when you're wearing clothes.

I could go all day...

 

[Calobi]

Super strength all the time. You could never use less than your full Herculean might.

 

[similar.squirrel]

The ability to have SLIGHT MISGIVINGS. That would make your enemies quail.

 

[Neotericity]

the ability to only run on moss

 

[Mackinator]

The ability to digest coins without bother.
I mean, why would you want to digest coins?

 

[PirateKing]

The power to grow your hair.

 

[NeedAUserName]

The ability to grow a sixth finger/toe at will... But it will fall of after 2 days,19 hours 11 minutes, and 27 seconds.

 

[runedeadthA]

The ability to throw glowing cards at people
They don't hurt or anything, they just glow.... Oh and it's really hard to throw them far -_-

 

[teisjm]

what about the power, to move you....

This, cause it comes with devil-reppeling powers as well.