Random superpwers that make nearly no sense.

[Riding on Thermals]

+10 points for anyone who can tell me why "The Waffler" was the best part of that particular film

I would guess because you're a Dane Cook fan.
But the truth is Tom Waits is the best part of that film.

Ha, actually I love his character only because that's as close as I'll ever get to actually burning his face with a waffle iron. Every time I watch that scene I try to convince myself that it's real.

 

[Deadarm]

The power to bring dead people back to life but they can't move on their own and explode if anyone touches them.
The power to go back in time by 1 second but it only works when you die and can't be turned off.
The power to become immortal but can't move or speak, it can't be turned off unless you get kicked in the balls.
The power to come up with arbitrary rules that have to be followed.

 

[keyton777]

idk, fart fireballs, and vomit lighting, not breath, you must vomit them, and they burn holes in your toughn

 

[Noone From Nowhere]

The ability to multiply any object times 1 is such that no one can prove or disprove if it is actually working or not.

 

[fontlas]

what about the power, to move you....

Nice Tenacious D reference!!!

 

[Cocal]

The ability to, if in danger or sense danger in any wave shape or form, or if touched by another living organism, teleport up to but not restricted to 1,000 miles away in any direction. ( including up,down, left, right, and all others)

 

[Timewave Zero]

The power to turn invisible, but only when people aren't looking at you.

The uselessness of that is... Uncanny. Its like a mirror that only works in pure darkness.

Or if you were a character in a movie where you and your gang had to get by a death ray which killed everything that it could see that entered its viewing radius....

+10 points for anyone who can tell me why "The Waffler" was the best part of that particular film

I would guess because you're a Dane Cook fan.
But the truth is Tom Waits is the best part of that film.

The Waffler fucking rocked!
Golden and Crispy, bad Guys are History!
Yes, I am THAT UTTERLY PATHETIC.

Anywho, if this thread has been done beofre, its only because that person travelled in time, took the idea from the future, went back and did it before I did. Please, no time travel discussions, it already makens no sense.

Anywho, new power: The Power to frighten peope with classical music.