randomest object you own

[SpAc3man]

Um... a bowl from the font of a church built in the 12th century. Not sure how old the bowl itself is but the church is a ruin now so its pretty darn old

http://flyntgenealogy.tripod.com/images/Photos/AytonChurchRuins.jpg

thats whats left of the church. No the bowl wasn't stolen, my great grandfather was the minster at the new church that was built on the same grounds so he kinda gained possession of it

 

[Lissa-QUON]

A hollow coconut with a zipper in the middle of it, someone stamped a fancy script P on it.

An elderly friend of the family received it in an unmarked package shortly after 9/11. After abit of worry and concern she soaked the box in water for bit (not sure why, anthrax scare) and opened the box. Inside was the coconut, she zipped open the coconut inside was a (now soggy) brochure advertising a tropical resort time share.

She saved it for me since I'm an art student and we apparently like odd things like that.

 

[Dax317]

a bust of Abraham Lincoln filled with aftershave from the 60's

 

[Guitar Gamer]

maybe my comedy and tragedy masks

or a mi miniature Neanderthal skeleton

how about smoe fake sunflowers in a fake pot that dance and play the song "california sun'" when you push a button?

 

[matt_newgrove]

A bob the builder clock that I haven't bothered to replace, even though I've had it in my room since I was 7.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Probably my coyote skull, Yorkie. You can actually see a picture of him here: http://777whitedragoness.deviantart.com/art/Yorkie-Chillin-in-Algonquin-113033841

What's even more random about that is my artist's comments, but you get the idea.

Damn you, I want an animal skull!

OT: A stuffed raccoon paw giving the middle finger.

Spoiler

 

[skitzo van]

a minature version of the lamp from A Christmas Story

 

[shufflemonkey16]

A cane with a metal bear head shaped handle that is actually the hilt of a concealed sword.

 

[X Gintoki X]

Spanish Pokemon cards.

I bought them for my younger cousin, but then realised they were in spanish. I kept them and gave him some english ones.

yeah i got a Hitmonlee one

old filing cabinet about ceiling high with locks on all drawers only got a key for one was in my room when we got the house.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

A Blunderbuss.

 

[crypt-creature]

The tail-rattle off a rattlesnake.

 

[Midniqht]

shit... all I can think of right now is like... a multitool-hedge pruner that i got off of Woot for 10 bucks randomly. I was drunk and was like "this is a good deal!" and bought it without thinking. Probably something I don't need as a college student.

 

[RAI251]

Small vessel cauterizer. My boyfriend at the time gave it to me as a random present when he came home after one of his cases thinking I'd be amused by it. He was right.

 

[RAI251]

I don't really own it because I didn't rightfully buy it, but it's mine nontheless.

A parking meter.

My best friend has a payphone. . . not sure how he got that . . .

 

[Echo_419]

A fake golf ball.

Weed grinder?

Mine would have to be a raptor claw. I came home pissed with it one night... I think. I dont really know where it came from it just appeared. I dont think i stole it, i aint no thief. Oh no the O.S.T. to Sylvester Stallones 1986 film Cobra. Its a classic.

 

[BuckminsterF]

an action figure of Edgar Allen Poe, a plush killer rabbit, a wooden frog wearing blue sunglasses, an australian mining permit, and a first place literary criticism trophy

 

[buddee1]

A fake golf ball.

how can it be fake? aren't golf balls small white balls similar to the ones you would find between the legs of a body builders legs who just got his new roid syringe. BAZZING!!!

 

[ScarlettRage]

an mini innukshuk..
if you don't know what that is, google it, cause im too lazy to explain..

 

[historyfend13]

I have an old pipe from my grandfather, a ashtray from the Phillipenes with a Tiger on it, and bag of ethernet cables.

 

[Baconator96]

I own a miniature statue of a roman helmet made in vietnam out of old bullet casings.