Wheezing and jiggling, another person appeared on the scene. It was a large, obese man, waddling towards the taxi. He managed to make it, and leaned against the cab gasping and coughing. He managed to control his breathing, and blurted out to Rain "Worst quote ever!" before slumping against the car in exhaustion. He took out a large candy bar, and devoured it much like that cow had been devoured earlier. Finishing the candy bar, he then proceeded to enter the car. "Hi, the names Newman, can anyone care to explain whats going on? Like why a raptor chased me around my house when I was watching Jurassic Park?" he said with some panting.
OOC: If your wondering about the plotholes, or how he could have possibly known that give me a break, its late over here. Also, I hope this trains us for any sort of major raptor outbreak. The first signs would be those Cassowary's hiding in long grass...
Also, this seems familiar. Dinosaurs overrunning a base, set in the present, time portal!? I know what this is! Its Dino Crisis isnt it?