Real life cloaking - what will you do if you can cloak irl

[btrash]

Lol..

I would constantly follow Peter Molyneux around and slowly pop bubble wrap until he went off the deep end.

Then I'd find a girl with the ability to cloak and have sex with her on the set of "Good Morning America" while they were filming.

Then I'd pee on Republicans from random rooftops.

Then I'd steal money from every Best Buy in town and buy enough doughnuts to make a doughnut bed, and sleep in its sticky, doughnutty goodness.

*Smiles and drifts off into pleasant thoughts...*

You might get have an little accident with superman whilst having sex with the girl whilst cloaked

http://www.wanbee.org/2011/04/supermans-is-real/

 

[Count Igor]

Wear a Trench Coat, learn to look shifty and walk sideways against walls.
What else would I do?

 

[btrash]

Wear a Trench Coat, learn to look shifty and walk sideways against walls.
What else would I do?

Sneak yourself on a space mission!

 

[Brandon237]

Kick the asses of ANYONE who annoys me. Yes.
Get a high-paying, risky part-time job that would be zero risk to me. DEFINITELY.
Scare my principal to the verge of a breakdown. Sounds fun XD.

 

[No_Remainders]

I personally would fix every single sporting event and lay money on them, reaping the rewards.

Or you could just steal everyone's money? That'd also work.

OT: I'd probably just start taking money from people. It'd be worth it.

 

[IamQ]

I'd steal every chwinggum in a store, and then leave a note that says "I'm here to kick ass and chew bubblegum. But We're all out of gum."

Edit: Oh, and of course the obligatory perving in the girls lockeroom.

 

[Mechsoap]

Make alot of people really paranoid.

 

[Palademon]

A more literal version of the words "Ghost Rider".

 

[Asuka Soryu]

Scare people. "omg, that case of soda is levitating... it's floating out the door!"

Walk into theaters and enjoy free movies.

Ding someone's door bell and just stand there. Hehehe.

Wait for someone to say, "when pigs fly" then cloak myself and carry a pig past them.

 

[White Deer]

The thing which I do best... sleep.

 

[Blondi3]

If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

 

[El Poncho]

I would use it to avoid people I don't like, I can walk to my friends house knowing there won't be a chance of being attacked.

I still couldn't steal things because even if I'm not caught I would still feel guilty.

 

[TeveshSzat]

Sell it to the highest bidder, but give them nothing and convince them that it is the real thing ala The Emperor's New Clothes.

 

[Hashime]

Steal Everything not bolted to the floor. Then come back with a wrench.

 

[emeraldrafael]

I personally would fix every single sporting event and lay money on them, reaping the rewards.

Or you could just steal everyone's money? That'd also work.

OT: I'd probably just start taking money from people. It'd be worth it.

FOr some reason, cheating doesnt bother me as much as stealing. Besides, thats a lot less travel, and you still have to beat home securities and such.

 

[Not-here-anymore]

Nothing fancy. Probably just sneak into films and plays for free

Oh, and carry a sharpie around, with which I would just doodle on passing objects. And people. It'll be fun! And the 'Pen 15' club will have many new members

 

[Scarim Coral]

Mwahahaha with that cloaking device I will become a full time thief stealing what ever I want!

 

[Someone Depressing]

Isn't the answer obvious?

1. Cloack
2. Girl's Shower Room
3. *Camera Flash!*

 

[ImperialSunlight]

Men's change room?
Also become rich by some... less than conventional methods.

 

[TheGameXXVII]

i would follow people around that i don't like and at random intervals i would just give them a light slap on the back of the head, not hard, just enough for them to feel it. i'm sure it would drive them mad after a while.

that, and all the pervy stuff that i will think of doing after i realize i have invisibility.