Real men...
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What do soft men want? They want a soft, petite, gentle woman.
Real men f#ck other blokes in the @ss.
Real men f#ck other blokes in the @ss.
Also, real men read this Cracked article so that they know what to name their children.
http://www.cracked.com/article_14982_9-manliest-names-in-world.html
MiracleOfSound said:
Hahaha
I wonder if other connotations were intended?O.T. Break another 'mans' neck for striking a woman. Both ways.
real men:
1. are men
2. have the speed of a coursing river
3. Have the force of a great typhoon
4. have the strength of a raging fire
5. are mysterious as the dark side of the Moooon.
1. are men
2. have the speed of a coursing river
3. Have the force of a great typhoon
4. have the strength of a raging fire
5. are mysterious as the dark side of the Moooon.
Serious: Real men look at something like a nuclear fire or burning building, and say, "Lets go save some lives!"
Not Serious: Real men look at something like a nuclear fire or burning building, and shout, "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!" and the fire goes out.
Not Serious: Real men look at something like a nuclear fire or burning building, and shout, "KNOCK THAT SHIT OFF!" and the fire goes out.
Real men don't talk about the Real Men's Club.
Real men stand 8 feet tall, where glasses, and have a third nipple on the back of their necks. Real men can eat their weight in coal, and excrete diamonds everyday. Real men can throw you down a flight of stairs, and you still would love them anyways.
I am told CNR is one such man.
Real men don't care about what others say about their masculinity, because a real man knows they're simply jealous of his masculinity.
Real men talk about their feelings, all three of them; rage, lust and guffaw.
Real men provide and care for their children, by giving them a small knife and canteen before sending the child into the woods for a year.
Real men do it her way, which happens to be whatever his way is.
(I'm enjoying these paraprosdokians)
Real men stand 8 feet tall, where glasses, and have a third nipple on the back of their necks. Real men can eat their weight in coal, and excrete diamonds everyday. Real men can throw you down a flight of stairs, and you still would love them anyways.
I am told CNR is one such man.
Real men don't care about what others say about their masculinity, because a real man knows they're simply jealous of his masculinity.
Real men talk about their feelings, all three of them; rage, lust and guffaw.
Real men provide and care for their children, by giving them a small knife and canteen before sending the child into the woods for a year.
Real men do it her way, which happens to be whatever his way is.
(I'm enjoying these paraprosdokians)
Real men eat dynamite and shit lightning.
Real men eat trees to get there fiber.
Real men eat trees to get there fiber.
Real men..... thank you, guys are all gentlemen and scholarsTreblaine said:He cuts down treesNameIsRobertPaulson said:I cut down trees, I wear high heelsTreblaine said:
I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I work all day
(Come on boys and girls, join in before the mods ban us all for Low content posts)
Heee's a Lumberjack and he's Okay
He sleeps all night and works all daaay
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I like to dress in women's clothing
Aaaand hang around in bar
Stop that, this is silly.
Suspendies and a bra
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa
EVERYONE!
He wears high heels...
Suspendies and a bra?
And I'm Ok with that.
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I love this thread, real men aren't afraid to sleep all day, chop down workers all night and spend all the time in between hanging around in bars.
