Realisticaly: who would you be?

[Goofguy]

I'll take Belethor I will give you some of my best over the top sales dialogue and buy whatever you've got and sell it right on until I can afford my own lackey who will then run around town and cry out to all who walk by, "I work for Belethor at the general goods store!"

Yeah, apparently that lackey's only job is chopping firewood outside the store.

As for me, I'd be the Italian mafioso #4 who gets shot in the face when Max Payne goes jumping around a corner with bullet time.

 

[liquidsolid]

I would teach the tutorial so that people could go out and actually change the world we live in because I'm not the "chosen one" I just know what needs to be done.

 

[Gorrila_thinktank]

hmmm. Someone like kelly champers form ME 2.

Expect less kinky.

And a Bro.

 

[BehattedWanderer]

I'd be the guy selling the giant novelty dildo bats and mascot costumes to the protagonist and their friends.

anc[is]Probably one of the nameless faceless NPCs that gets run over or bludgeoned to death by a gigantic dildo just for the lolz

Remember, we are not responsible for what the Saints et al do with our products. We are just the suppliers. Though, we do find it hilarious.

 

[Lugbzurg]

I'd like to be all Serious Sam, but, I'm just not that good. Maybe, the so-called "Doom Marine". Or Zapper. Well, maybe a little better than Zapper. But, I'd totally be ready to fight!

 

[BlindTom]

 

[Captain Epic]

I would be Conrad Verner.

 

[Kamukazi]

id be a carmine. loyal, well liked and a decent soldier but prone to being the leeroy jenkins of the group and die a horrible gorey death.

 

[Karhukonna]

I would be a surviving space marine. Not the guy who bites the bullet to set the tone of the scene, but the guy who, after witnessing his brother-in-arms die for a cheap scare, gets up from cover and opens fire.

I might even lead a squad of escort mission soldiers. The ones the Chuck Norris-type main character would have to protect. Of course, we couldn't die and cause a game over, but we'd keep the mission rolling on. I'd be blabbering about pointless military jargon into the hero's headset for the whole time, though.

 

[DoomyMcDoom]

I'd probably be Boone from fallout new vegas, I'm handy with a rifle and I can kick ass up close if I have to, I've recently had a bum run of luck(nothing as bad as having what happened to him prior to you finding him, won't spoil that for any of you who haven't played new vegas), and I have problems that if I solved them the way I want to I'd probably hafta leave town.

That or a speech/guns/stealth built character with a decent score in repair, survival, and barter as well as lock picking being medium and some science... With stats leaning more toward perception, and intelligence with a decent score in strength and some endurance, with a luck score of like 4...

I'm a capable guy, and I've stared death in the face enough times not to fear it.

 

[dragonswarrior]

If there was magic I would be a mage.

In any other case? I would be the guy that the hero went to for relationship advice, possibly a friend, possibly a killable NPC, the sort of oddball smart guy that doesn't get out much and is happy with it and tries his best to help with the zombies but goofs up do to crappy upper body strength and gets eaten.

 

[tobi the good boy]

I would be Conrad Verner.

Same, but for Garrus instead of Shepard

 

[Eric Morales]

Probably some kind of support NPC. I like to think I'm a good and a noble guy, but I'm also a huge coward so I don't see myself sticking my neck on the line. I'd probably be some kind of archivist or librarian since I do so love being an insufferable clever-clogs. If you want knowledge to help you on your quest, feel free to ask for help, but I'm not moving an inch unless under extreme circumstances. Also, what is this big orange exclamation mark doing over my head?

 

[Unsilenced]

I'd be a background character that's not particularly bad-ass, but has cool catch-phrases and an unexpected fanbase.

"Oh, but you are wrong. The only reason you could disagree, is because you are losing so badly you cannot see it."

 

[ccggenius12]

I'd be the merchant selling items. The apocalypse is happening and the hero needs my wares, but damned if I'm not gonna make a profit off his attempts to save everyone.

 

[guidance]

I'd be the guy on the left.

No not Shepard

Farther left.

Wow your so much in the background your grey and blurry.

I'm pretty sure I would be in the background, but you would always see me. I never do anything but for some reason they just didn't bother to make any other npc models.

 

[Pat8u]

I would be a merchant profiting from the Villians/Monsters attacks
by selling Hp and mana Pots for high prices
and/or a smart person who moves to a different country at the first sign of trouble

or
I would be the guy who doubts the hero and says there is no hope
also Why would i ever need to worry no apocalyspe is ever set in australia,Bar for maybe the matrix but im pretty sure that was only filmed in australia not the actual setting.

I would also be the guy that has a friend who is a pliot who I can convince to help the protaganist