Morrigan nodded to Marina. "It's gonna take some time to explain."
She took a deep breath. "Okay, so when I got here, I thought Shion was hot and all, right? I didn't think she could be 17, since she's so, y'know, developed. That's my poor excuse for trying to seduce her. But! Here's the wierd part. You know how Shion kept groping me? Well, when we went upstairs, she stun gunned me. Don't know where she got it from. Then, she stabbed herself in the arm to make it look like a struggle, then she dragged me out into the woods and tied me up." She pointed to the wings on her head. "She cut these off, because she thought I used lust magic on her. I regenerated. Luckily, that Reisen girl showed up just in tome, or my chest would've been on a platter. I'm pretending I've got post-traumal amnesia about it."
She paused to catch her breath. "I know it sounds unlikely, but I promise you, that's how it all went down. Demoness Scout's honor."