Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante paused dramatically and scratched his manly stubble as he looked to Guybrush, then to the door, then he remembered the ending of TTGL as he nodded. "That's actually a pretty good idea!" Dante retorted."We can try the stuff in my coat too!" He said energetically as he braced himself the the challenge ahead.

 

[BoosterGold]

First Guybrush used his sword on the door. "I guess my sword just couldn't cut it."he quiped
Next he tries using the book of spells he received from Twilight Sparkle back in Ponyville. He took the book out and read a spell, the only effect it had wass to pants Dante. "Well thats no...Holy Jibber you're not wearing pants" he said shocked at Dante's pantsless predicament
Next he thew Derpy at the door, "OW that hurt" said the pony.
"Well all I have is mints and a Rubber Chicken with a Pulley in the Middle, why don't you try." said Guybrush stepping aside.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Holy hell, you're right."Dante looked down and then pulled up his pants as nodded silently and prepared to try opening the door, first he tossed Alastor at it, which cause a lot of sparks but not much else, then he threw Pandora's box at it to little or no effect."Hmmm..." Dante thought for a minute before pulling Vergil out of his pocket and trying to use him as a battering ram."OH YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING." Vergil said as he clunked off the door and vanished."I got nothing." Dante shrugged.

 

[BoosterGold]

"I've got nothing" said Guybrush his frustration mounting at this confounding puzzle, throws his Grog-O-Mints and his Chicken With a Pulley In The Middle, down on the ground.
Derpy Hooves never went back into the inventory and decided, to rub the Fizzy Grog-O-Mints all over the the Chicken, the RCWAPITM began to crackle.
"Derpy you're Genius, you did it" said Guybrush throwing Chicken at the door.
"Stand Ba-"He started before being interrupted by the explosion.

 

[Lambi]

"Seras! Find something to shoot those small peons with!" Alucard said loudly to Seras. "Sure thing, Master!" Seras replied and started to look inside the plane for something to shoot the fighters with. She found something after a bit, a heavy machinegun that she lifted with ease. She aimed it at the fighters and started shooting them with it with great aiming due to her vampire senses and strength.
[hr]
"Indeed it does." Melvin said and walked over to the blood. He ran a finger over it and looked at the blood that was now on his finger. "There's just something...fascinating about blood, don't you agree?" he said and looked at Nero with weird fascination in his eyes. "I like the handiwork of whoever did this. Such...violence it shows. It's almost beautiful." He laughed a little and headed further inside. Florence preferred to stay by Nero.

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan walked up to the blood, next to Melvin. "I don't admire the violence, but at the same time, it looks delicious." She put her finger to the wall and sucked on her finger. "Mm. I'm sorry, that was unprofessional of me."

Starkiller just stared. "I really don't know what to say about you, boss."

 

[elricik]

Spoiler: I'm gonna have to be...

a bit crude her if I am to mimic the Valentine Brothers.

"So glad you little Legion of Doom bitches could join us. Sorry, we had to get started without you. Those soldier asshole were quite delectable though. You might have missed the appetizers, but your just in time for the main course. My name is Jan Valentine, and I'll be your waiter today. For the main course I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying to your impotent God." Jan mocked through the intercom.

[hr]

"Ummm...Alucard I think that guy is trying to get your attention!" Ada said through the intercom.

Atop the closest Zeppelin was a man shuffling a deck of cards.

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan cocked her head as the man talked. "If you're so tough, Mr. Valentine, than why are you hiding behind an intercom?"

"An what kahnd ah name is Valentahn?" asked Tavish.

"Easy, Demo, don't get your kilt in a knot," said Starkiller, firing up his lightsabers.

 

[Lambi]

Spoiler: Elricik

I think that can be excused for the sake of the RP.

"Such a harsh tone and language. I like him already." Melvin laughed a bit. "I don't pray to gods. I practically am one. Or will be once I acquire the Pharaoh's puzzle. But that is irrelevant. And pissing ones self should be done by you, once you see my power." He laughed a bit more while walking through the mansion.
[hr]
"Yeah, I see him. Seras, be a dear and take the wheel while I go and greet that fellow." Alucard stood up and got on top of the plane, ready to jump off when he needed to. "Sure!" Seras hurried over to the wheel and steered towards the zeppelin with the card shuffling man on top of it. Once they were close enough, Alucard jumped off and headed for the man, falling down towards the zeppelin.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Marina threw a large rock that was part of some rubble from a scuffle at the Intercom in the room, just to shut the brothers up for a moment. "Cocky little..." She grumbled the rest of that statement to herself, though "Razzafrazzin'" was heard many times.

Yukari then fell out of a gap that she had made in the roof and landed with a thud, sprawled across the floor on her stomach. Why, you ask? Cause I needed some way to get her back in the story. "Hello, all~" She said.

 

[elricik]

The room began to grow darker. Laughter could be heard from one of the nearby hallways. Suddenly several knives began flying towards the group out of the hallway. The knives were moving so fast that a blur was created as they struck Nero, causing him to fall to the ground. With another laugh more knives began to fly.

[hr]

"Greetings Alucard, pick a card?" The man asked as he offered Alucard his deck.

[hr]

The Nazi planes began an attack formation, hitting the group hard.

"This is hopeless, they're much more experienced than us!" Ada yelled.

 

[Lambi]

"Grr. Show yourself!" Melvin said as he used his Millennium Rod to deflect the knives to the best of his abilities and dodged them when he could. Some of them managed to cut a little of his hair, just the top of a few of the spikes. One, however, hit his leg and swept it from under him, the blood on the floor didn't really help, making him fall face first onto the floor. He grunted and tried to stand up, supporting himself against the wall with his hand. "A coward who hides is our opponent, it seems." he said, no longer sporting his usual grin, but a slight and angry scowl.
[hr]
Alucard landed in front of the man, one knee touching the zeppelin. He slowly stood up and looked at the man with his red eyes. "How about no?" he said and took his Casull from it's holster, then aimed it at the man.
[hr]
Seras steered as clear of the enemy planes as she could, but wasn't able to do it very well, and had to abandon the plane. She jumped out of it, morphing her left arm into wings and flew away from the plane, which was falling down towards the city.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Wow that was a large unexpected explosion..."noted Guybrush, "But we should get moving Dante, Because treasure waits for no man."
"Or Pony" said Derpy from inside Guybrush's coat.

 

[capin Rob]

The courier shot at the Nazi planes with his Automatic rifle, "Come on, at least try!" he siad to the group.


Snake ducked under a knife and took out his Famas.

"Those knifes were moving at crazy speed!"

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante nodded rested his sword on his shoulder and walked in."We gun get us some loot!" Dante grinned as he hummed over the rainbow.

 

[elricik]

"Fine then, I'll pick one for you!" The man yelled as he threw a razer sharp card right at Dante's neck.

[hr]

"Way to go Stranger!" Ada called to the courier.

"Focus your fire on the Zeppelin behind the one Alucard's on."

[hr]

"I'm right here." A deep voice called from down the hall as he walked out.

"I am Jan Valentine, a pleasure to meet you all. As you may or may not have guessed I am vampire, you hold no hope of stopping me, or my brother for that matter. We have destroyed all your security, ghoulified all your soldiers, and captured your leader AI. Now, how about an unconditional surrender?"

"Angry Statement: Help, I've fallen and I can't get up!" Nero called from the floor.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Wooah!" said Guybrish, Only one thing to do,he hit the deck. Trying to avoid being killed...again.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Dante pulled a matrix, then caught the card in his teeth, as he stood back up."Thaf wannent ver nife!" Dante said with the card still present with a grin as he took a step back and shrugged."It's gonna be one of those days...."

 

[BoosterGold]

"Good catch Dante" said Guybrush, before he took the Razor card and put it inside his coat.
"What you never know when you might need a Razer harp Playing Card." he said

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan walked to the front of the group, sizing up the vampire. Starkiller and Demoman remained with the rest.

"What a coincidence, I happen to be a vampire as well," Morrigan said, calmly examining her nails. "And behind me is a Jedi who could kill something twice his size in a heartbeat, a cyborg who can punch you across the Earth, a black Scottish cyclops with enough bombs to destroy an airship, a Youkai with control over reality itself, a trained soldier with plenty of kills under his belt, and a variety of others who could strike you down easily. And that Marik guy. My advice to you? Just run."