Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)

[elricik]

"Looks like things are going to get nasty, thats just...dandy." The man said as he stepped back. He through is cards into the air and they began to twist and turn, flying at both Alucard and Guybrush.

[hr]

"Don't threaten me wench, you are not vampire, not in the sense that I know it. I cannot be stopped because I cannot die, I am equal only to Nosferatu himself. Witness my power." Jan then disappeared from the groups vision, almost as if turning invisible. Slash marks began to appear all along the mansions walls, almost instantly. Jan then stopped running and appeared in front of Morrigan, the process took him only a few seconds.

 

[SteakHeart]

"Impressive," said Morrigan. "Oh, and don't call me wench. Ever heard of Pyron? Yeah, sucked his soul out. And Ms. Yakumo behind be could easily vanish you into nothingness."

"Yeah!" Tavish shouted, "an' ah'll blow yeh oop intah smithereens!"

"Demo, don't piss him off more!" said Starkiller.

 

[elricik]

"Dress more proper and maybe wench wouldn't be an appropriate term. Now I do believe we were discussing your surrender. The Major wants this world, if yous swear allegiance to him he won't have us destroy you. Seems like a fair offer hmmm?" Jan said.

 

[BoosterGold]

As Guybrush parried the death cards, he turned to Dante and said, "Any ideas Alucard?!" as he reached in to his long coat and pulled out an exact replica of Alucard's signature hat and spectacles, and put them on Dante.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

White haired Alucard was severely confused. He looked at the Guybrush and then to the man."......Huh, okay then, I'll play along." White haired Alucard then drew Ebony and Ivory and fired at the cards as they flew through the air.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Marina crossed her arms. "Why in the world would we do that?"

Yukari was floating around to their side, but still plainly visible, laid out across a gap. She chuckled. "Can't we just discuss this like civilized people?~ Do we need the setting?~" A gap opened to the right of everyone and round table with enough chairs for everyone fell out. "We can always agree to kill each other, if you want, though~"

 

[Lambi]

"Why do you guys always want to do things the hard way? Not that I mind. I would be careful if I were you, Dante. These cards make it so that you don't heal as rapidly." Alucard said as he avoided the cards as best as he could, running around the top of the zeppelin, even running on the side of it. He pulled out his Jackal as well and shot at the man with both his pistols.

Seras flew around where the Nazi planes were, taking them down one by one by morphing her arm into a sharp pair of wings and cutting the planes apart, then flew to the next one.
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Melvin grumbled while trying to maintain his balance. "What is this Major like?" he asked Jan with a slight grin.
Florence, reluctantly, helped Nero up on his feet.

Spoiler: Elricik

Just wanted to point out that it was the other brother that could move fast, not Jan. ^^

 

[BoosterGold]

"Wait, there are two Alucards? Hey White haired Alucard, how did we end up on the top of the blimp this makes less sense, then that time I had to play Cirano Di Bergerac for a leviathen Manatee." Said Guybrush as he, Dante(White haired Alucard), and, Origanl recipe Alucard all dodged the razer cards.
Guybrush fended of the cards that came his, "Soon you'll be wearing my sword like a shish kebab!" he shouted.
The Mighty Pirate[sub]TM[/sub] expected the appropriate counter from an opponent like this.
and now he'll say...'First you better stop waiving it like a feather-duster.' he thought.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Shadow sneaked away without Toph. "Hmmm, I really convinced her I was afraid of her..." He saw a motorbike. "I will enjoy this." He got onto it and revved the engine, driving towards a ramp that pointed straight upwards. He flew of it and gabbed his Chaos Emeralds. "Now see true power! Chaos control!" He and the bike began to emit blue light and flew upwards at incredible speed, blasting through a zeppelin. "Heheh..." The bike flipped backwards and landed on the falling zeppelin and Shadow drove off into the front window of another zeppelin and shot some of the crew. "Chaos control!" A bunch of Shadow clones were created and killed the rest of the crew. "Now..." The clones positioned themselves around the zeppelin. "This should make for an interesting experience..." Shadow got off and positioned himself at the commander's post. "All ready, Commander Shadow!" "All of me! Let us rule the skies! Fire!" A few missile were sent towards another zeppelin.
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"Surrender? Swear to serve an evil Major? Like anyone with two braincells would agree to that."

 

[BloodyThoughts]

"Fuck civilized talk!" A voice said, which had come from a trash can next to everyone. Everyone could see eyes poking out of them. Then, suddenly, Haruko burst out and pointed towards everyone as trash flew everywhere, and she had a giant grin from ear to ear "LETS GET DANGEROUS!!!!"

 

[SteakHeart]

"Haruko," Starkiller warned, "this guy's more dangerous than anything I've faced. Maybe you should take it easy?"

"But the explosions!" shouted Demoman, raising his claymore.

"...Fine," Starkiller said, raising his lightsabers.

"Might as well. It'll be fun to watch you fall," Morrigan said with a half-grin. "But you could've at least asked, Haruko. That way maybe you'd get a merit on top."

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

"I am so glad I saved you!" Jak turned into Dark Jak. "Let's tear him to shreds!!!" Dark Jak jumped forward in a beast-like fashion, teeth bare and sharp. "Don't you just love letting your dark side out now and again? Hahaha!" "God I hate it when you go all evil-y"

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Steak

I just changed my post because of awesome.

 

[SteakHeart]

Spoiler: BT

My post still works, though.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Steak

She was also never really attacking, just trying to be as crazy as possible.

Though I should have explained that in my post.

 

[SteakHeart]

Spoiler: BT

...Still works. I think?

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: In honor of BT's Epic Post of Awesomeness

"Who Wants MUFFINS" screamed Derpy from inside Guybrush's coat before flying out and pelting the card throwing man with blueberry muffins.
"Special delivery!" she said as she threw undeliever mail like they were ninja stars.

 

[Lambi]

Hearing what Dark Jak said, Melvin turned around and looked at him, with a wide grin. "Yes. Letting ones dark side out is something that everyone should do. Of course, I am nothing but a dark side, so I can't let it out since it's already out." He laughed a bit and faced Jan again. "Fool! I could never join you anyway. You and that pesky Major probably don't have the same goals as me, or you'd just get in the way somehow. As such, you are expandable." He aimed his Millennium Rod at Jan, trying to stand with his injured leg. "Once we're done with you, you will just be a shell of your former self." He laughed again.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yukari sighed and snapped her fingers. the table and chairs fell into another gap, not to be seen again. "Guess we're not just gonna talk it out then. I actually have to work~ Aww~" She said with a chuckle. "Then whenever you two pretentiously dressed," She looked at Luke, "Over-pierced" then to Jan, "Excuses for vampires decide to attack, then come on~" She sat upright on her gap and reached into it with her right hand, drawing her parasol from it and opening it,holding it behind her head, resting on her shoulder. She gave it a twirl. "You won't win~"

Marina cracked her knuckles and waited, seeing how this wasn't going to end without a fight.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

Spoiler: Booster

Than you buddy.

"OKAY! To make it fair for you guys, how bout this," She started to say, "So you can keep up with my quickness, I'll fight you, while handstanding, with one hand, and the other one and my feet will be tied behind me back! Does that sound fair enough, so I don't beat your asses to oblivion? Cuz, I SURE think it does sound fair! What about everyone else, huh? huh? That sounds fair, don't it?"