Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)

[SteakHeart]

Steakheart felt no nostalgia, since he hadn't played Red or Blue.

Starkiller poked at one of the music notes. "It's... catchy. Like something out of the Mos Eisley Cantina." He hummed along with the music a bit. "I feel oddly nostalgic."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Fury represses the absolute need to slap Steak upside the head for apparently not having played ANY of the awesome games of our generation. It's extremely hard.

 

[SteakHeart]

Steak was now getting REALLY tired of people telling him what he should and shouldn't play, but since he wasn't going to argue in the presence of a newbie to the thread, and he just wanted to RP, he would say nothing more.

Demoman looked into the gap in Yukari's head. "Why's yer head so wierd?" he asked, reaching into the gap and feeling around. "What, yeh got no brain?" He laughed. "Sorry, ah just had to say that."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Inside Yukaru's gap, Something bit Tavish's hand. Hard. Something Eldrich and horrible. something extra planar and not fit to exist in our plane. It left non-euclidian holes in Tavish's hand.

 

[SteakHeart]

Tavish pulled out his grenade launcher and fired several grenades into the gap, ignoring the holes due to drunkenness.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

There was no sound of explosion. Only horrible screeching not meant to be heard by the ears of anyone of this plane.

 

[SteakHeart]

Tavish covered his ears. "Ow! Ya stupid monster! Stop that!" He pulled a German "Potato Masher" grenade from his belt and chucked it in.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

A Tentacle whipped out of the back of Yukari's head and wrapped around Tavish. It flipped him over and bashed his head into the ground, hard, before going back into Yukari's skull. The music resumed.

 

[SteakHeart]

Tavish grunted in pain. "Ah, dammit! It ain't no use fightin'. Ah well." He whistled to the music along with Starkiller.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

"Very well, Gentlemen, you have been chosen or will have chosen to join the Brother of Breen[sup]TM[/sup] We are constantly fighting the tyrade and tyranny of an evil legion led by a genocidal super power led by a slut bear general a cyborg and a killing machine! Any questions see the optional pamphlet available at the Brotherhood's official gift shop, located in friendly sunny city seventeen! The marelous and eco friendly citadel is our base of operations!" Ada said in her singsong voice as she dragged them to the citadel with her iron grip as giving an explanation to minecraft man.

Gary MotherFucking Goddamn Oak then surfed his corvette driven by his cheerleading squad toward the group wearing mirror sunglasses, grinning, wearing his ten badges on his shirt as he wrote up his autobiography.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Yukari stopped rocking her head from side to side in rhythm with the song, smiling contently, and noticed Gary MotherFucking Goddamn Oak driving at them on his corvette, the remains of a few dead Butterfree on the grill of it. "Oh my..." She waved her arm and the young boy and his squad of cheerleaders flew into the portal, she closed it, and noticed a faint trail of sparkles behind him. She looked at it for a moment. "Yep. Concentrated Awesome."

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan raised her eyebrow at the appearance of Gary Oak. "Humph. Show-off. I know for a fact that those badges he has are counterfeit. But then again, I do need a meal." She jotted a note down on some paper.

Note to self: Eat Gary Oak if you get the chance.

Meanwhile, Starkiller was humming when he saw Gary driving and get gapped by Yukari. "The hell was that?" he asked.

 

[Safe in the Dark]

Gary Oak's Corvette appeared next to Morrigan and hit her, keeping it's momentum before skidding to a halt, Gary looked down at Morrigan and took a pause."Looks like the Hippo... Just ate it." Then he put on a second pair of sunglasses. Hit 88 miles per hour and broke through tme space.

[HEADING=1]YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.[/HEADING]

 

[SteakHeart]

Morrigan stood up, rubbing her head. "What is with all these random people hitting me? It's not even funny anymore! I mean, it was the first time or so, but now it's just overused and forced. Please? Stop? For the sake of me not looking like crap?"

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Man tried to squirm out of the woman's hands. "Let go of me! I'm a grown adventurer damni... what the hell is that?" He said, pointing towards the car. Is that a mod? No, the great Modification Mages have only made Minecarts work off of the rails, not this... and why did he disappear? That's it, I am going to complain to Notch at the first forum I find. This is a stupid update. He begrudgingly gave up and let himself be dragged by the woman.

 

[BloodyThoughts]

And then Deadpool appeared from absolutely nowhere just so he could hit Yukari upside the head with Rudolph who was taped to the Easter Bunny and Jesus(Or could it be the Anti-Christ?) which happened to knock that ***** unconscious for as long as he wanted her to be unconscious, "That was fun." He said to himself, before walking over and hitting Morrigan with Rudolph duct taped to the Easter Bunny and Jesus, "You can't match Gary Oak's awesome. Hell, not even I can. Did you know that he has a cheerleading team, and a car, a corvette to be exact? At age 10? What have you got? Exactly. Now go fuck yourself." And then, in a blue of concentrated awesome, he was gone. Possible to go pick on Reboot Dante for being so emo.

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And then he was back, to inform Morrigan of one thing, "Did you also know that there are 8 badges on the Kanto region? Gary mother fucking god damn fucking Oak got 10 of them. Now, I say good day." And again, in a flash of concentrated awesome, Deadpool was gone.

[HEADING=1]MEANWHILE, IN HELL.[/HEADING]

Haruko was beating Saturos in the head her guitar, a mithril pickaxe, and hellfire stalagmites cause she was bored.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Saturos was trying to block her with fire. "WHY?! WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU?!"

Yukari woke up about thirty seconds later, bleeding from the mouth. "Ow... Huh." She put her hands on her jaw and the top of her skull and fixed her neck. "Ah..." The music resumed eminating from the back of her head. "Let's continue."

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

Shadow replied to Alucard. "Seven and one other, there are seven Chaos Emeralds each with extraordinary power rivaled by none, then there's the Master Emerald, which has the power of all the other Seven or even more. Nobody, to my knowledge, has ever combined the power of the seven Chaos Emeralds and the Master Emerald. I want to, to... See the outcome... I'm... Doing it... For Science...?" Shadow made the last part up, though he was indeed curious as to what would happen. "Nevertheless, it is in all our interests for me to have all the Emeralds as it will end the war quickly... Shall we go?"

Toph stood in the corner and yawned. "Pff... We don't need any overrated stones to win this war..." It wasn't directed at anyone, she was just stating her opinion.

 

[SteakHeart]

"I did know that," Morrigan said, now a decent amount of pissed off. "And me having lived longer than you could imagine, I know a counterfeit when I see one. So, Deadpool, go back to your fanboys." She was now accepting the fact that this wasn't going to get any easier and poured herself another glass of wine.

Spoiler: Quote of the Day! (For no reason)

"I am now telling the computer exactly what it could do with a lifetime's supply of chocolate."

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Spoiler: FARD

Each single one has power rivaled by none, huh? Meh, it's just Shadow being naive.

Spoiler: Clogged

Sorry if it seemed like I was ignoring you, but I have no one where you are, so I couldn't say anything about it.

Spoiler: IMPORTANT!!!