"Let me check." said Guybrush rummaging through his coat; well not so much rummaging as navigating a clear and well design menu screen, who cares.
"Nope, No, Nada, Uh-Uh, is that a dead narwhal?, no, A Razor Sharp Playing Card no, Dante, No, Grog, awesome but no, Pamphlets for Stan's Boat/Coffin/Law emporium, no, ARGH Pink Pajama Pierre, a one-foot-by-one-foot block of water, and YE FLASK." said the Mighty Pirate [sup]TM[/sup].
"Sorry Man, no Obsidian, but if you want you can get YE FLASK"Guybrush offers as consolation