Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)

[BloodyThoughts]

Haruko stayed behind everyone for a little bit. She was talking to her Mudkip, basically instructing it on her "guidelines"

"Alright, now, Muddy! That's your name! Muddy! Anyway, firstly, we fight to win!" She said, energetically, "No wussing out! No helpin' out those other Pokemons if they are hurt, keep knockin' 'em down!"

The mudkip said one word before Haruko cut him off, "Mud-"

Haruko basically screamed out, "NO FRIENDSHIP! Unless they're on out team. Even then, keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. now, c'mon!"

Muddy held up for a minute with a look on it's face like it's trying to say "What did I get myself into?" He finally moved on with Haruko.

 

[elricik]

"My satellite feed is useless in this universe." Helios said after trying to scan the area.

"Lets do this as quick as possible, we must also be on the lookout for Denton."

Helios and the group began their trek north along the path, until coming upon a strange weed blocking the path. Helios tried to step over it, but some invisible force knocked him back.

"What sorcery is this?"

[hr]

"I am not some 'cat' I am Meowth, loyal soldier of Team Rocket. Were a pretty impressive and dangerous organization, so I would unhand me and my comrades if you don't want trouble."

"You'd better do as he says!" The red-haired women commanded.

 

[Lambi]

"Or else what? He'll scratch me? You're talking to a powerful vampire here. I figure at least my regeneration works in this stupid universe. So, it is you that should be quiet if you don't want trouble." He grinned as he held Meowth by the fur of his neck still.

"What do you want?" Seras asked the man and the woman.
[hr]
Melvin looked at the weed and tried to cut it with his rod, but was unable to do so. "I do not know. But it is in our way and we need to get past it." Florence took a look at the weed as well.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Man, realizing he was trapped in this pit, did the only thing he knew how to do, the only thing he was sure he could do: dig a hole and hide like a pussy. He reached for his diamond pick, hit the "/" key twice, and dug into the Earth at lightning speed. He would keep digging until he hit bedrock, then move out from there. He heard the great theme of his people blaring through his ears. Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel. When you're done, you dig a bigger tunnel. Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunnel. Quick before the hyena come! Dig!

 

[BoosterGold]

As Man dug through the soft earth below the group, Guybrush was weighing his options against Team Rocket, as he was about to wield his mighty sword against these weak foes.
BUT SUDDENLY the Minecraft Man's digging caused Guybrush to be swallowed up the Earth and land next to Man
"Oh hey Bro, Cool Hole" said Guybrush trollfacing

 

[Zirat]

Kyon, having been tagging along with the group and trying to sort what the hell was going on, had fallen down into the pit with the rest of the others. "Is... that a talking cat? How hard did I hit my head?" He groaned, looking over to see that the two mascots, both still in their costumes apparently, were digging their way out of the hole to some kind of tune. Weighing his options between staying captured with a large number of weird people he doesn't know, and the two he barely knew.

He decided to go with the lesser of two evils and followed them down the small tunnel. Wow, he's going pretty fast. I wonder if he does this in his spare time...
"So do you have any plan or are we just getting away from there fast as possible? Because I'm all for that"

 

[elricik]

The group headed down the road, until they were suddenly frozen in place unable to move. A boy near the path suddenly jumped up, an exclamation point appearing over his head. He then enthusiastically approached the group.

"Hey wanna have a pokemon battle?" The boy asked.

"No, stand aside citizen." Helios commanded.

"Awww, lets have a pokemon battle." The boy repeats.

"No means no."

"Pokemon battle!"

A strange melody overcame the area surrounding the group.

"Looks like we have to battle..." Helios said ruefully as the boy sent out his first pokemon, a flaming horse.

[hr]

"We want your pokemon! Hand them over and we'll release you." Meowth said.

"Either that or we'll take you, the choice is yours." The red haired woman added.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Marina pulled out her pokeball and, with an enthusiastic toss, out popped her Lapras, tall and strong. "Alright you... Um... I... Whatever! Atta-!" She was interrupted as a menu appeared to her right reading "Fight, Pkmn, Items, and Flee" She looked at it, confused. "umm...Fight?" The menu changed an a list of moves were made present, which were "Ice Beam, Surf, Blizzard and Tail whip" Marina scratched her head. "... Ice beam?" And thus, Lapras shot a blast of frozen fuckery.

Yukari dropped in with her Snorlax and watched from its stomach.

 

[SteakHeart]

Demoman looked at the frozen enemy pokemon. "Shame I cant blow it up with a good pound or two of C4," he muttered, looking at Voltorb's move list. "Ehm... Use Rollout!"

Voltorb spun itself up, waiting for the next "turn."

Starkiller waited for the right chance on his Gyrados.

 

[elricik]

The blast of frozen "fuckery" pierced the fire pony, making it wail in pain as it fainted.

"Thats alright Ponyta, you did your best!" The trainer called as he recalled the pokemon.

The trainer then threw another pokemon, a large snake appeared. The turn shifted to the players direction.

"Arbok, use poison needle!" Cried the trainer.

The Snake backed up and began shooting several poison needles from its mouth, htting the Demonman's voltorb.

 

[SteakHeart]

The voltorb sprung back, reeling from the poison. It began to cough, but charged forwards and rolled into the flaming horse.

Spoiler: WTF, captcha?

I... don't know what to type about that.

 

[Lambi]

Alucard laughed heartily. "You'll take us? I think you'll find yourself outnumbered. And even if it was only me and Seras, or just me, you'd find that I outpower you three by far." He gave another laugh. "We don't have any 'Pokemon', as you mentioned. Now, get out of our way and out of our sight."

Alucard tossed Meowth over to Seras, who caught him with her shadow-arm. It wrapped around him like a whip and she tossed him into the air with all her might.

And then a sudden explosion sent the other two flying into the air along with Meowth. Toph was unharmed, though.
[hr]
"Allow me." Melvin stepped forwards with his Kadabra and remembering the move list from before, sent a telepathic message to Kadabra, who used Psycho Cut on Arbok. Purple blades formed out of thin air and headed straight for Arbok.

Spoiler: Steak

You mean cobra, not flaming horse.

 

[BoosterGold]

"Oh Noes, Teh Esplosions R Hear!!!!" shouted Derpy sticking her head out of Guybrush's coat,
"As stupid as that sounded, I agree with the Pony dig faster Man I'll Help!" shouted Guybrush
"SHOVEL OF SPARTA TO ME!"cried the Pirate pulling the still sleeping Dante from his coat and used him as a shovel to assist Man in digging.
Dig a tunnel, dig dig a tunneah
You could dig and never get done'ah
Dig a tunneah, dig dig a tunnah
What was that?
Quick before the hyena come!
Dig!!

 

[SteakHeart]

Spoiler: Lambi

Cobra, horse, same difference.

 

[elricik]

The voltorb exploded, knocking out the snake-like pokemon in the process. A small victory tune began to play.

"Oh man, I'll do better next time." The trainer said before giving Helios two hundred dollars.

"This does not compute. This world is not logical. Denton will blend in seamlessly." Helios concluded.

"Have you seen this boy?" Helios asked as the trainer, showing him a picture of Gary Oak.

"Yeah, he's the new gym leader at the next town, just started yesterday."

[hr]

"Good, very good." An old man said as he also emerged from the forest, clapping his hands.

 

[SteakHeart]

Spoiler: OOC

Won't be on today.

 

[Lambi]

"A gym leader? I don't understand, but we know where to find him at least. Let us be on our way." Melvin walked towards the north where the next town was, his Kadabra walked beside him. Florence nodded in agreement and followed Melvin, along with Haunter hovering over Florence.
[hr]
"And who might you be?" Alucard asked the old man. "I'm in no mood for games."

Seras stood by him, watching the old man carefully.

 

[SteakHeart]

"A gymnasium? What, will we have to do thirty reps on a bench press before we can rescue 'im?" joked Demoman, his Voltorb returning to its ball.

 

[CloggedDonkey]

Man struck his pick down another time, but it could not breech the rock below him. "We're at bedrock! Dig in any other direction! Look for lava!" He shouted. He began to dig to what he considered the right, and dug into a cave within a few seconds. "Hurry, in here!" He yelled to his compatriots, taking off at full speed into the cave.

 

[elricik]

The group continued down a path until they found three people lying out in the middle of the road, which appeared to be injured. Two were human, male and female with red and purplish hair. The third was what appeared to be some sort of cat.

"Should we do anything?" Helios asked, not sure if they should just ignore the three.

[hr]

"I am Giovanni, leader of team rocket, and I have a proposition for you." The man said to Alucard.