Reality TV Show Video Game Edition 3: Anime Invades (closed)

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"And that's how Dante raped you while you were frozen in Carbonite. Theeeeee end"

MEANWHILE.

Robot Jesus was playing checkers with Youkai Jesus. And I posted this just for kicks.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Isaac Turned to Haruko. "What was that last part? Uh... I'll just ignore that. So, who are you, and why do you remind me of a hyper active chipmunk on crack with pink hair?"
 

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"She's more like a weasel on crack," Morrigan said to Isaac.

*Meanwhile.

Ezio walked up to the table with Canti and Youkai Jesus. "Shall we make this interesting?" he asked, pulling out a deck of cards.
 

elricik

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I kind of need Lambi to talk to Jenna in order to advance, I can't see anyway to write around them not talking.

"Breen you've failed once again. Countless times you've failed us. We've given you chance after chance after chance, but you losing that psyenergy child was your final failure. Were pulling funding for your TV show, and were conquering Earth the old fashioned way. Millions will die, and it will be your fault." The combine overlord said as he looked down on Breen from atop his throne atop the citadel.

"No, I think you'll leave this planet for good." Breen said as he pulled out all six of the known chaos emeralds.

The overlord launched a psychic attack on Breen, which bounced off harmlessly from him. Breen let out a laugh as he launched an attack of his own, which was powerful enough to kill the lord on contact, knocking him through the wall of the building and down to the Earth below. The other overlords saw what happened and began fighting, but they too met the same fate.

Leaderless the Combine began to retreat to their ships as Breen continued to rain fire from atop the Citadel, laughing as he did so.

"YOU CALLED ME A FAILURE! WHOS THE FAILURE NOW? I WILL SMEAR THIS WORLD WITH THE BLOOD OF ISAAC AND THE REST OF THE LEGION OF DOOM. AND THEN I WILL RULE EVERY SINGLE UNIVERSE IN EXISTENCE!" Breen yelled.
 

BloodyThoughts

EPIC PIRATE DANCE PARTY!
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"I AM GALACTIC SPACE OFFICER HARUHARA HARUKO. YOU WILL ADRESS ME AS HARUKO. I DRANK A HALF GALLON OF COFFEE BEFORE I CAME HERE. I HAVE A BITCHIN' GUITAR. WANNA TRY IT OUT!? She said, handing her guitar out to Isaac.
YOU SHALL ADRESS CANTI AS ROBOT JESUS.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Isaac looked at the guitar. "Huh... Weird instrument." He turned it over and tried playing it. "Eh... nn... this doesn't work..."

Yukari smiled. "You can go try to kill her if you want. I won't blame you at all. when you're done, if you decide to, we need to find where she is in that infinite realm. Then I can get her."
 

Safe in the Dark

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Byakuren thought for a minute."... Gambling? Oh I don't- ....*****. GET THE CARDS ON THE TABLE." Youkai Jesus said as she cracked her knuckles and donned a pair of cheap gas station sunglasses.
 

BloodyThoughts

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Haruko snuck up behind him, and pressed the trigger on the back of it down. Out came a rocket, which made a big explosion.

Robot Jesus just sat there quietly.
 

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*Meanwhile* Ezio laughed. "Now we're talking, miei amici."

Morrigan walked up to Isaac. "You okay?"
 

Fury Is Me.

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Isaac's eyes were wide. He blinked three times then shook his head. All the ash came off him. "Ouch."
 

BloodyThoughts

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Then Haruko tripped him, and he landed on the guitar. It started to float with him on it. Haruko gave it a good push and Isaac was flying around the room in circles at very high speeds.
 

Lambi

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elricik said:
The portal opened up in front of Alucard and Seras, who were in the process of going to Breen's office.

"Alucard, do you remember me?" Jenna asked.
Alucard and Seras fell through the portal to where Jenna was. Alucard stood up and saw Jenna. "Yes, I do remember you. You were on the Major's blimp. Why are I and Seras here? Where are we? I can at least assume the why. You need me for something, or there's something important you need to tell me, is that correct?"

Seras just stood and blinked at the sudden change in environment, then looked at Jenna. "I too would like an explanation as to where we are."
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Melvin and Florence had stood in the corner, watching the madness unfold around them. "This is Isaac? This kid?" He laughed. "This is the one that made Breen fly away in anger? You can't be serious." Of course, Melvin himself wasn't much older, Marik's body being 16 and the spirit that had taken over Marik's body was only 6, but he wasn't thinking about that. He was already very powerful. More power couldn't hurt, but he wanted more still.
 

Fury Is Me.

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Isaac grabbed onto the guitar, and clenched his teeth. "What kind of.... I don't even..." He let himself fall off and roll on the floor and into a cushion of mud he quickly made. "Wow... That was pretty interesting, I guess."
 

Safe in the Dark

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Byakuren thought for a minute."....Murasa's immortal soul, Unzan, Shou's clothes, and one half of Nazrin's body." She said with a grin as she placed a baseball-cap on her head and turned it backwards.
 

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Eszio placed the Apple of Eden on the table. "And who are all of these people?" he asked with curiosity.
 

elricik

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"Yes, I do. In a few moments Breen is going to use my brother Felix's psyenergy powers to travel through time and acquire the other chaos emeralds. Once he obtains those he will force the Combine off the planet, he doesn't like them and only tolerates them because they give him power. Once he has power of his own he will have no use for them." Jenna paused for a second, then decided to tell them the part the interested Alucard the most.

"Breen has kept the Major alive, he holding him underground. Now that the Combine is gone, Breen will need an army. Breen still has close to three-hundred Imperial Stormtroopers imprisoned. With the help of the Major Breen is going to insert the vampire serum from the blimp into all of them. The will become obedient mass murderers of Breen."

This part of the RP takes place before Breen actually does cast the combine off.

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"I'm getting an incoming feed directly from the Citedal, Breen is broadcasting across the entire universe." GLaDOS said as she began projecting the image.

"Greetings servants, I am Breen. I now hold untold power, power that was strong enough to cast the dreaded Combine off this universe in less than a day. I only ask that embrace me as the new king of the universe, this will happen regardless of whether or not you agree with me. Those of you who are more vocal with your protest will be killed, its a simple as that. And those of you who are in the Legion of Doom, I will make you this one time offer. Come unarmed to City 17 and surrender, I will spare your life. That is all for the moment." Breen said.