A man is having problems with his fridge
He calls a repair man
The repair man opens the fridge
There is a clown inside
The funny part is the teacher who told me this will turn red and can not f*cking stop laughing ever time he hears this. He mentioned it once, everyone wanted to know what it was. He kept saying it was bad, and we said we would like it. He told it...we hated it, he was freaking out laughing.
I later used that joke to pull a prank on him, won't go into detail, but it was great.
that twin towers joke where someone holds up two hands for a double high five, and the other person uses their hands to imitate two airplanes crashing into the world trade center.
Honey? Do you want me to sell this chair?
Nah, just give it to chair-ity.
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Yep, made that one up by myself. I should go now...
*AFK*
In the world of chemicals, a constant battle rages between the chemical supervillains and the chemical secret agents. The most esteemed of these is one (OO)7, international dyeing agent of mystery. On one particularly hairy mission, he finds himself pitted against the evil genius of lore, Dr. Nitrogen Monoxide, who has set a devious trap in the form of an ordinary piece of white cloth. After falling through a cleverly placed mechanosensitive membrane protein, (OO)7 is shocked to find himself soaking in to a tightly bound mesh of cotton fibers. (He is, after all, a dyeing agent.) In desperation, he calls to his nemesis, "Do you expect me to talk, NO?" The villain only chuckles maniacally.
If it happened to both of us, then there must be some scientific reason upon why that word combo is so amusing. I MUST KNOW. I MUST KNOW THE SECRET OF PHONE BONER.
Do parodies count?
*Ahem*
My name is Notch and I'd like to ask you a question; Is a man not entitled to destroy a locked door?
"No," says the man at Bethesda,* "You have to pick the lock!"
"No," says the man at Bioware,** "only jedi can do that!"
"No," says the man at Konami,*** "you have to find a certian piece of junk!"
I rejected those answers, I chose the impossible, I chose... Minecraft.
Minecraft! Where the only doors are the ones you create. If you don't want them anymore, you can always break them down.
*-Morrowind, Oblivion, Fallout 3
**- Only in Kotor did door-bashing work, I think.
***- Silent Hill, all of them if I'm not mistaken.
Also:
A man in uniform goes around knocking on doors followed by 2 gunmen in the late 1930's, early 1940's. He reaches the first house.
Man 1:*knock knock*
Man 2:"Who's there?"
M1:"Gestapo."
M2:"Gest-"
M1:"WE ASK ZE QUESTIONS HERE!"
Gestapo: *knock knock*
M2:"...Who's there?"
G:"Eye maj."
M2: "Eye maj who?"
G:"HE SAID IT, ARREST HIM!"
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