Really bad online translations
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I heard a story about how someone got out of trouble using this sort of thing. They got a letter from a French council for speeding (or something like that), and because they live in England and don't speak French, had to use an online translator to write a letter back. So basically they typed up quite a long letter using language not normally found outside of thesauruses, and just translated through loads of languages, before ending on French, and sending it to them.
He got no reply.
New Text:
He was so ((co), French, English and health, said that France is the devil. I think the growth is back to normal, so you can write to France
I heard a story about how someone got out of trouble using this sort of thing. They got a letter from a French council for speeding (or something like that), and because they live in England and don't speak French, had to use an online translator to write a letter back. So basically they typed up quite a long letter using language not normally found outside of thesauruses, and just translated through loads of languages, before ending on French, and sending it to them.
He got no reply.
New Text:
He was so ((co), French, English and health, said that France is the devil. I think the growth is back to normal, so you can write to France
"And yet, the armadillo."
Somehow becomes:
"Of the military to send"
"I know what you're thinking, you're thinking did he fire 6 shots or only five? I have to admit in all this confusion I forgot myself, and of course at this range i reckon it'd blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
...54 translations later we get:
"06:05 itl idea! I confirm that I am Surprised, but I remember most development Occurs in a clean Container. I was lucky, even I know now, I think."
Somehow becomes:
"Of the military to send"
"I know what you're thinking, you're thinking did he fire 6 shots or only five? I have to admit in all this confusion I forgot myself, and of course at this range i reckon it'd blow your head clean off. Do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?"
...54 translations later we get:
"06:05 itl idea! I confirm that I am Surprised, but I remember most development Occurs in a clean Container. I was lucky, even I know now, I think."
Ok this one made me laugh.
What should I write on this thing?"
...54 translations later we get:
"That"
I'm laughing so much I can't stop.
What should I write on this thing?"
...54 translations later we get:
"That"
I'm laughing so much I can't stop.
It is very very good. I just like to know, that if push comes to shove, I can run my English essays through it, and basically kill my teacher.Aurora219 said:
Allright, one more:
Original text:
"To be or not to be? that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep No more ? and by a sleep to say "
...54 translations later we get:
"The problem with the eyes of some countries to get the fear of Armed Rebels death or escape - bed and sleep."
Original text:
"To be or not to be? that is the question: Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles And, by opposing, end them. To die, to sleep No more ? and by a sleep to say "
...54 translations later we get:
"The problem with the eyes of some countries to get the fear of Armed Rebels death or escape - bed and sleep."
You can no more win a war than you can win an earthquake.
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"Earthquakes can not win the war."
Original text:
"Who likes short shorts?"
...54 translations later we get:
"If you want to do."
Original text:
"You smell."
...54 translations later we get:
"Spirit"
AND MY FAVOURITE:
"If we don't end war, war will end us. "
...54 translations later we get:
"After the war, the war ended."
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"Earthquakes can not win the war."
Original text:
"Who likes short shorts?"
...54 translations later we get:
"If you want to do."
Original text:
"You smell."
...54 translations later we get:
"Spirit"
AND MY FAVOURITE:
"If we don't end war, war will end us. "
...54 translations later we get:
"After the war, the war ended."
"I don't know if I'll upset the status quo if I throw poison in the water main."
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"After the conversation of water pollution input."
becomes
"After the conversation of water pollution input."
OP: Today ain't your day pancakes.
54 translations: Yes, pancakes.
Oh. Shit.
For immaturity's sake
OP: Hide your porn.
54 translations: Porn hidden.
54 translations: Yes, pancakes.
Oh. Shit.
For immaturity's sake
OP: Hide your porn.
54 translations: Porn hidden.
We spend half our lives living with each other and the other half is to remember, or cope with our lives
becomes
42 days, repeat.
If Douglas Adams was still around he might have the answer.
becomes
42 days, repeat.
If Douglas Adams was still around he might have the answer.
First off:
Thank you for the link.
Secondly,
"Man? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wisdom? But why? However, where the secret?"
Thank you for the link.
Secondly,
"Man? What is a man? A miserable pile of secrets!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Wisdom? But why? However, where the secret?"
Original text:
""When a man with a singsong voice yells me to fuck off, it becomes my business.""
...54 translations later we get:
""Education, Youth and breast plates."
John Marston just went full retard.
""When a man with a singsong voice yells me to fuck off, it becomes my business.""
...54 translations later we get:
""Education, Youth and breast plates."
John Marston just went full retard.
I got a nice one XD
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
...25 translations later we get:
"My mother tongue is not English? This is good!"
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"Big American titties!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Excellent!"
So we learnt that:
big titties = excellent.
"Me fail English? That's unpossible!"
...25 translations later we get:
"My mother tongue is not English? This is good!"
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"Big American titties!"
...54 translations later we get:
"Excellent!"
So we learnt that:
big titties = excellent.
I did "Why do today what you can put off till tomorrow?"
After 54 translations I got: "But wait for tomorrow?"
Then I did "Do not feed the trolls"
After 54 translations I got: "Vandalism, please. My home in front of a large library."
Incidentally my home's phone number is often mistaken for that of the local library's, so that's kinda creepy.
After 54 translations I got: "But wait for tomorrow?"
Then I did "Do not feed the trolls"
After 54 translations I got: "Vandalism, please. My home in front of a large library."
Incidentally my home's phone number is often mistaken for that of the local library's, so that's kinda creepy.
Original text:
"The answer to the ultimate question is forty-two. However nobody knows what the question actually is. Do you know? "
...54 translations later we get:
"You know, 42 questions"
"So if I ask 42 questions the answer is 42?"
...54 translations later we get:
"4242 issues
Well that is interesting.
"The answer to the ultimate question is forty-two. However nobody knows what the question actually is. Do you know? "
...54 translations later we get:
"You know, 42 questions"
"So if I ask 42 questions the answer is 42?"
...54 translations later we get:
"4242 issues
Well that is interesting.