Really bad online translations

[lapan]

"So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish"

...54 translations later we get:

"Fish"

 

[merc hunter]

Interesting.

"There ain't no pot of gold - just copper tokens."
(Someone tell me the song and you win an ECookie)

Result:

"Savyenojumyem Immunity. The lemon is available from the United Nations system"

Edit: OH SNAP!

If it hasnt been said before "devil on my shoulder" by Billy Talent. EDIT: oh I see iv been beaten but I didnt cheat.

OT: "No 007 I expect you to die"

Into

"Chapter 007 dead"

"Take my love, take my land Take me where I cannot stand I don't care, I'm still free You can't take the sky from me Take me out to the black Tell them I ain't comin' back Burn the land and boil the sea You can't take the sky from me"

Into

"I am in heaven, I love my country and if necessary the number of languages, not written."

 

[MarsKitagawa]

"Firefly is better than Star Wars and Star Trek combined. River Tam can kill Darth Vader with her mind!"

became...

"Darth Jawad Star Wars ride star and matanza. Oh, you can install."

... huh?


"My pug is sitting on my other pug."

is now...

"Nature."

oh... so... one dog is supposed to sit on the other!!

 

[Antitonic]

Original text:

"I will devour their hearts and crap out their souls! They will all taste oblivion! Which tastes just like Red Bull... which is disgusting."

...54 translations later we get:

"But the heart and soul! I still remember ... My taste of Red general."

 

[Wrists]

Original text:

"the paedophiles recently started "

...30 translations later we get:

"I recently started operating on children"

what the hell? I think this will dominate the rest of my week.

 

[The Maddest March Hare]

This is from a while ago but I saved it because of the sheer amusement I got from it:

"Verily the Donkey, oh beast of much bad attitude, doth cometh into mine domain and eat root vegetables."

...54 translations later we get:

"This is Unlikely."

I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Seems this Thread has some new life, let's have some fun again, eh?

Originally it said
"Jack Frost nipping at your nose"
Then it became
"Jakkufurosutooakurejitto"

... The 'Ell?!

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First it was
"The sea is Radioactive... the sea is Radioactive"
Then it changed itno
"In March, the radio - - Internet mail ..."

March? Internet?

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Seems my May attempt went better.

Bah, I'll give it another go.

What once was
"I wish I wish I had that new car smell"
Is now
"I think the new car smell"

How did I not see that coming...