Really Badass Quotes
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"My first mentor called me E'lir because I was clever and I knew it. My first real lover called me Dulator because she liked the sound of it. I have been called Shadicar, Lightfinger, and Six-String. I have been called Kvothe the Bloodless, Kvothe the Arcane, and Kvothe Kingkiller.
I have earned those names. Bought and paid for them.
I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, though very few were unearned.
I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebond. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.
You may have heard of me."
-Kvothe, from Patrick Rothfuss' The Name of the Wind.
Captcha: weasel words. No the hell they are not!!
I have earned those names. Bought and paid for them.
I have, of course, been called many other things. Most of them uncouth, though very few were unearned.
I have stolen princesses back from sleeping barrow kings. I burned down the town of Trebond. I have spent the night with Felurian and left with both my sanity and my life. I was expelled from the University at a younger age than most people are allowed in. I tread paths by moonlight that others fear to speak of during the day. I have talked to Gods, loved women, and written songs that make the minstrels weep.
You may have heard of me."
-Kvothe, from Patrick Rothfuss' The Name of the Wind.
Captcha: weasel words. No the hell they are not!!
"Who am I. I'm the reason every man worth his salt carries a gun. I'm the reason people have locks on their doors. I'm the reason man has nightmares. I'm the reason the coffin maker, and the funeral parlors are in business. I'm the reason God made hell. I'm the the reason you'll not live to see another day. Who am I, Who are you?"
"I've got a gun, this gun has six bullets in it. If you don't shut your mouth, it will only have five."
"I've got a gun, this gun has six bullets in it. If you don't shut your mouth, it will only have five."
I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum ... and i'm all out of bubblegum - Rowdy Roddy Piper, They Live.
But I swear if someone quotes you and says Duke Nukem started it i'm going to hunt people down and slap them with a soggy salmon.
Dammit, beaten to it.doggie015 said:
But I swear if someone quotes you and says Duke Nukem started it i'm going to hunt people down and slap them with a soggy salmon.
"Nobody fucks with the Jesus"
- The Jesus.
also
"I'm just a man who's good at what he does: Killing."
- The Solid Snake
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"Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog!"
- The Harry Callahan (a.k.a the Dirty Harry)
- The Jesus.
also
"I'm just a man who's good at what he does: Killing."
- The Solid Snake
also
"Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog!"
- The Harry Callahan (a.k.a the Dirty Harry)
I love this one. It popped into my head when I heard that they saved all those workers that were stuck underground a while back, and that was the first time in my entire life that I cared about anything like that.CrazyGirl17 said:
Not the most badass quote ever, and certainly pales in comparison to the stuff posted already, but this is one of the best quotes I read in a comic book in quite a long time.
And yet, here I am. A sure, and steadfast, destroyer of worlds. Look into my mind and see that I know your purpose. Look there and see that GALACTUS stands against you.
And yet, here I am. A sure, and steadfast, destroyer of worlds. Look into my mind and see that I know your purpose. Look there and see that GALACTUS stands against you.
Vae Victis! (Woe to the conquered!) - Kane, Legacy of Kane
It's like I told my last wife, I said "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, besides that it's all in the reflexes." - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
Lo Pan: Then I can get a new body and my curse will be lifted!
Jack: And you'll go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave...
LP: INDEED!
Jack: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, eh?
Wang: Jack--
Jack: "Jack" what?! I'm supposed to buy this shit?!
- one of the many great conversations in Big Trouble in Little China
Female Announcer: No, the Yellow Zone is for loading and unloading, you can never park in a White Zone.
Male Announcer: Now don't start in with that White Zone bullshit again.
Female Announcer: Who are you kidding, you know what this is really about...you want me to have an abortion!
- Airplane
It's like I told my last wife, I said "Honey, I never drive faster than I can see, besides that it's all in the reflexes." - Jack Burton, Big Trouble in Little China
Lo Pan: Then I can get a new body and my curse will be lifted!
Jack: And you'll go on to rule the universe from beyond the grave...
LP: INDEED!
Jack: Or check into a psycho ward, which ever comes first, eh?
Wang: Jack--
Jack: "Jack" what?! I'm supposed to buy this shit?!
- one of the many great conversations in Big Trouble in Little China
Female Announcer: No, the Yellow Zone is for loading and unloading, you can never park in a White Zone.
Male Announcer: Now don't start in with that White Zone bullshit again.
Female Announcer: Who are you kidding, you know what this is really about...you want me to have an abortion!
- Airplane
hell of a guy, that Kharn.Aurgelmir said:
there's a quote from the book Dark Apostle, spoken by a Commissar about how you don't, under any circumstances, flee from the enemy. he talks about how "If your power cell runs dry, you switch to your pistol. If you don't have a pistol, you use your knife. If your knife breaks, you fight with your hands. And if your hands are cut off, you still don't run. You bite off their damned kneecaps if you have to."
somewhat paraphrased, 'cause I'm too lazy to go and find it again, but that's the gist of it. gotta love the Commissars.
Castle: "how often do people die around here?"
Beket: "same as everywhere else just the once"
Castle
"you are on thin f**king ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks"
ezio: "who are you"?
????: "don't you recognize me? ... it's a me Mario"!
and a fun depiction of barbarians from terry pratchett's interesting times;
"They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was not because there was anything virtuous about poor people, it was simply because poor people had no money".
Beket: "same as everywhere else just the once"
Castle
"you are on thin f**king ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks"
ezio: "who are you"?
????: "don't you recognize me? ... it's a me Mario"!
and a fun depiction of barbarians from terry pratchett's interesting times;
"They stole from rich merchants and temples and kings. They didn't steal from poor people; this was not because there was anything virtuous about poor people, it was simply because poor people had no money".
Hey, man, the Dark Eldar make the Necron look like decent people. By comparision, Kharn just has a bit of a troubled streak.Aurgelmir said:
