It feels you with terror that people might have sex in a public place, or that women can "wear" portable devices that allow for them to pleasure themselves anywhere?ReservoirAngel said:
ReservoirAngel said:
There are a LOT of very discrete vibrators that are quite small enough to hide in individual compartments. I'm not going to link to one for fear of violated TOS, but if you google search, you'll find some vibrators don't look like vibrators and are small and innocuous enough to be mistaken for anything, really.
To be honest, both of those scenarios fill me with a sense of dread. Call me old fashioned if you must, but I am of the mind that... you know, people shouldn't fuck in public places! There are other people around. People who won't take kindly to finding two random people boning like frantic animals up against a wall or a skip. At least they won't take kindly to if unless they're a pervert.Lil devils x said:
This somehow doesn't make it any less disturbing. At least if you spot someone producing a large rubber penis from their handbag you know what's about to go down. Now you can't see a woman pull a tube of lipstick out of her bag without the possibility of thinking she might be about to engage in some weird kind of guerilla masturbation.zeldagirl said:You're (all) also assuming that women are carrying large, bulky dildos around.
Yes, you do santize them, but how can you sanitze your purse. If you place other objects such as money, gum wrappers and other things, do you really want that on your toy before you sanitize it?zeldagirl said:
I must know more. Was it yours, how did you acquire it, why did you carry itErana said:
ReservoirAngel said:
Well if you really want to get into "old fashioned dread" Don't you know why those cute little yellow "rubber duckies" grannies have had forever are a bathroom standard?ReservoirAngel said:To be honest, both of those scenarios fill me with a sense of dread. Call me old fashioned if you must, but I am of the mind that... you know, people shouldn't fuck in public places! There are other people around. People who won't take kindly to finding two random people boning like frantic animals up against a wall or a skip. At least they won't take kindly to if unless they're a pervert.Lil devils x said:
And the wearable masturbation devices... pretty much the same principle. Again, call me old fashioned but the thought of being near someone who is secretly and constantly pleasuring themselves right in front of me just freaks me the fuck out. I came out to buy some chocolate to comfort my self-esteem issues! I don't want to see you struggling to contain an orgasm while in the queue at the shops.
This somehow doesn't make it any less disturbing. At least if you spot someone producing a large rubber penis from their handbag you know what's about to go down. Now you can't see a woman pull a tube of lipstick out of her bag without the possibility of thinking she might be about to engage in some weird kind of guerilla masturbation.zeldagirl said:You're (all) also assuming that women are carrying large, bulky dildos around.
I should thank you. You giving me this information is effectively keeping me homosexual for the foreseeable future. Cause if women are willing to walk around with a vibrating item inside them all day, I don't want to get me any of that!Lil devils x said:Well if you really want to get into "old fashioned dread" Don't you know why those cute little yellow "rubber duckies" grannies have had forever are a bathroom standard?
The Vibrating duckies have been around a LOOONG time.
Omg that girl behind me is smiling! Why is she smiling?!! The horror! Now you are going to wonder everytime you are out shopping and see " cheerful girls". Pshhh and guys wonder why girls are so "bubbly".
What I sometimes see women produce from their handbags... I swear, it's like they discovered the technology behind the TARDIS and kept it for themselves.Erana said:
You know what I find funniest about it? That men are often branded as the perverts, but it's women who carry the sex toys around. And you know what? It's awesome. Not in a that's-hot way, but it's a certain sexual equality that should totally be embraced.Lil devils x said:
Be happy that they're just as pervy as men, yay for sexual equality! Though the whole grandma-with-rubber-ducky...no...just no.ReservoirAngel said:
LOL! It is what also keep many women homosexual as well.ReservoirAngel said:I should thank you. You giving me this information is effectively keeping me homosexual for the foreseeable future. Cause if women are willing to walk around with a vibrating item inside them all day, I don't want to get me any of that!Lil devils x said:Well if you really want to get into "old fashioned dread" Don't you know why those cute little yellow "rubber duckies" grannies have had forever are a bathroom standard?
The Vibrating duckies have been around a LOOONG time.
Omg that girl behind me is smiling! Why is she smiling?!! The horror! Now you are going to wonder everytime you are out shopping and see " cheerful girls". Pshhh and guys wonder why girls are so "bubbly".
I don't think men are pervy. Women have always been WAYY more pervy than men. Women talk about anything, I MEAN ANYTHING. Men are by far more reserved in what they chat about in the bathroom and dressing rooms. Men do not " go to the powder room together" but women do, and while they are they they talk about EVERYTHING. Women have sex toy parties, men do not. Women have lingerie parties men do not. Men feel weird wearing speedos, women wear thongs with pride. of course there are exceptions, but men for the most part are like cave men.Cowabungaa said:
Oh we talk, oh how do we talk. Of course we don't do it in the bathroom, that's sort of hallowed ground for us men. You're supposed to do your deed in solemn silence, like a monk.Lil devils x said:
Though we can *ahem* enhance ourselves with *cough* training. Quite a lot, if the rumours are to be believed.*deep sigh* Is bi-curiosity really that much to ask? *sadface*Lil devils x said:
LOL! There are plenty of us that are Hetero and Bi, just we do have alot of friends who have decided that girl on girl is the only way to go.Cowabungaa said:Oh we talk, oh how do we talk. Of course we don't do it in the bathroom, that's sort of hallowed ground for us men. You're supposed to do your deed in solemn silence, like a monk.Lil devils x said:
Given, men are not going around comparing porn collections or selling fleshlights to each other, but we too talk and talk behind closed doors, away from them wimmin'.
But bro's don't let bro's wear Speedos, those things are just wrong. And the multiple orgasm thing is just not fair
Regardless, we're all somewhat filthy, and it's all good and nice. We should all embrace it and live wonderful sexy lives together. Also, this makes me sad:
*deep sigh* Is bi-curiosity really that much to ask? *sadface*Lil devils x said:
If only there were plenty of them around here, being geeky and cute in a certain degree, with a taken care for physique (the geek community has the stigma of neglecting themselves), and of course being single...okay nevermind I'll stop being pathetic now.Lil devils x said:
