Really Girls? A Tuning Fork?
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You use it to tune instruments, it puts out a specific pitch. One of the 2,000 women was probably a music teacher or performer of some variety. I also don't see why spare underpants is so unusual, seeing as women bleed at the hooha at sometimes irregular intervals.Alon Shechter said:
I just got the mental image of a woman running a vibrating cock over her forehead while in line at the bank. It was both disturbing and hilarious, so thank you.Polarity27 said:
besides tuning forks, they also keep some Essence of Dittany and a copy of The Tales Of Beedle The Bard handy
THis.Ilikemilkshake said:
Also, that is really strange. I'm glad it's socially not cool for a man to have a purse.
It concerns me why you would carry a sex toy around with you. Honestly why would you need to have with you at all times? Can't it wait till you get home?
Now for something completely different:
I often times carry a pitch pipe in my back pocket. There was once a reason but it's be lost to antiquity. Now I use it to hit a pitch and then answer a question.
Basically, one of my life goals is to be a sit-com character.
Now for something completely different:
I often times carry a pitch pipe in my back pocket. There was once a reason but it's be lost to antiquity. Now I use it to hit a pitch and then answer a question.
Basically, one of my life goals is to be a sit-com character.
personally, i carry, my make up, "feminine products" (TAMPONS GUYS OMG), a small mirror, a hairbrush, money, id, credit cards, a folding tactical knife, extra pair of panties, no porn though... but i might start doing that... hmmmm....SpikeyGirl said:If only the gun laws weren't so strict here
I don't have a purse and I rarely use a handbag but my school bag collects random stuff, like a bottle opener, screwdriver(sadly not sonic), lollies(Surprisingly useful for when a teacher tries bribing you to get work done), a ping pong ball, nail polish and nail polish remover, pipecleaners, some all purpose glue and the list goes on
OH and my Glock 19 with two spare magazines loaded and ready to go.
I'm more surprised by the sex toys nd porn.
Why is that when a man has porn, its cause his wife "isnt pretty enough, and he wants her to look like those cheap floosies and ..." then it just tapers off to the sound of me hitting my head against a wall while she talks cause the sound and feeling of the wall are more pleasant.
but when women have porn, its to help spice up the relationship and perfectly oka?
... of course I'm generalizing and kidding, but still.
Why is that when a man has porn, its cause his wife "isnt pretty enough, and he wants her to look like those cheap floosies and ..." then it just tapers off to the sound of me hitting my head against a wall while she talks cause the sound and feeling of the wall are more pleasant.
but when women have porn, its to help spice up the relationship and perfectly oka?
... of course I'm generalizing and kidding, but still.
Actually... my girlfriend has one.loodmoney said:
We were at a movie and afterwards she waited for me while I took a piss. When I came out she was looking at one of those coin vending things, and it had these little "sackboy" type "voodoo dolls". I put in a dollar and out came the vampire voodoo doll. She has it attached to her cell phone now. It's about 2 inches tall.
Also, looking at the comments in the article, I find it funny one girl said she carries spare nickers, but only when going clubbing. And that it's not unusual. Well, maybe not, but maybe only if your plan is to go home with a guy?
Women can get away with carrying so much weird shit and nobody bats an eyelid. If I was found to have a dildo or other sex toys in my bag, people would kick the shit out of me for being such a fucking freak.
Maybe they want to check if they have a bone conduction problem.
You know what's cool? When you get older than 50, the base of your cochlea (ear) gets more damaged. So you can't hear sounds of high pitch e.g. babies screaming, and women.
Something positive to look forward to, when you want to tune out the world.
You know what's cool? When you get older than 50, the base of your cochlea (ear) gets more damaged. So you can't hear sounds of high pitch e.g. babies screaming, and women.
Something positive to look forward to, when you want to tune out the world.
My friend was coming over to my place to watch some movies, and of course have some beers. His electric toothbrush was turned on, and while we were on the bus he was wondering why people gave us both strange looks. Well we found out by the time he opened the bag and noticed his electric toothbrush needed fresh batteries.Lil devils x said:
I hate handbags and carrying endless amounts of stuff in them. Clearly I fail at being female.
I carry my wallet and phone and that's it.
Oh, and my books if it's a uni day.
I carry my wallet and phone and that's it.
Oh, and my books if it's a uni day.
you sound like my friend Sammi, she has carries everything in a pouch for a Nintendo DS haha. Its not even a clutch xD she makes me laugh.badgersprite said: