Really Girls? A Tuning Fork?

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Woodsey

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"Porn videos"?

Ladies, what the fuck? Everyone knows you just stream it on the internet. Saving/renting your porn is so 2005.
 

Dags90

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Alon Shechter said:
I expected a fork that tunes itself and a "Back to kitchen" joke along with it.

[small]Yeah I have no idea what the heck is a tuning fork[/small]
You use it to tune instruments, it puts out a specific pitch. One of the 2,000 women was probably a music teacher or performer of some variety. I also don't see why spare underpants is so unusual, seeing as women bleed at the hooha at sometimes irregular intervals.
 

ReservoirAngel

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Polarity27 said:
ReservoirAngel said:
I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?
Does it count if you actually use it as a massager? A vibrator is the best thing in the world for tension headaches. No, really! Scalp and temples, it releases the pressure points. That would be the only reason I've had one in my handbag.
I just got the mental image of a woman running a vibrating cock over her forehead while in line at the bank. It was both disturbing and hilarious, so thank you.
 

BanthaFodder

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besides tuning forks, they also keep some Essence of Dittany and a copy of The Tales Of Beedle The Bard handy
 

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Ilikemilkshake said:
wow.. when reading the title for a second i thought it was going to be a tuning fork as a sex toy.. but what you actually posted is even more funny
THis.


Also, that is really strange. I'm glad it's socially not cool for a man to have a purse.
 

ace_of_something

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It concerns me why you would carry a sex toy around with you. Honestly why would you need to have with you at all times? Can't it wait till you get home?

Now for something completely different:

I often times carry a pitch pipe in my back pocket. There was once a reason but it's be lost to antiquity. Now I use it to hit a pitch and then answer a question.
Basically, one of my life goals is to be a sit-com character.
 

Hitokiri_Gensai

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SpikeyGirl said:
If only the gun laws weren't so strict here :(
I don't have a purse and I rarely use a handbag but my school bag collects random stuff, like a bottle opener, screwdriver(sadly not sonic), lollies(Surprisingly useful for when a teacher tries bribing you to get work done), a ping pong ball, nail polish and nail polish remover, pipecleaners, some all purpose glue and the list goes on
personally, i carry, my make up, "feminine products" (TAMPONS GUYS OMG), a small mirror, a hairbrush, money, id, credit cards, a folding tactical knife, extra pair of panties, no porn though... but i might start doing that... hmmmm....

OH and my Glock 19 with two spare magazines loaded and ready to go.
 

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Ilikemilkshake said:
wow.. when reading the title for a second i thought it was going to be a tuning fork as a sex toy.. but what you actually posted is even more funny
cant... get... weirdest porn video idea... out of my head...
 

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RaphaelsRedemption said:
Always have clean knickers on, in case you get hit by a bus. If you die with unsuitable knickers on, you will surely die of shame when people find out!

At least, that's what my mummy taught me...
Your mummy was Terry Pratchett then?
 

emeraldrafael

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I'm more surprised by the sex toys nd porn.

Why is that when a man has porn, its cause his wife "isnt pretty enough, and he wants her to look like those cheap floosies and ..." then it just tapers off to the sound of me hitting my head against a wall while she talks cause the sound and feeling of the wall are more pleasant.

but when women have porn, its to help spice up the relationship and perfectly oka?

... of course I'm generalizing and kidding, but still.
 

Wolfram23

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loodmoney said:
Wait, "Ten of the most unusual things found in handbags were:[...]
7. Vampire voodoo doll"

What is that? Is it a voodoo doll that one uses on vampires? Or is it a doll that just looks like a vampire? Does it need to feed on blood in order to survive?
Actually... my girlfriend has one.

We were at a movie and afterwards she waited for me while I took a piss. When I came out she was looking at one of those coin vending things, and it had these little "sackboy" type "voodoo dolls". I put in a dollar and out came the vampire voodoo doll. She has it attached to her cell phone now. It's about 2 inches tall.

Also, looking at the comments in the article, I find it funny one girl said she carries spare nickers, but only when going clubbing. And that it's not unusual. Well, maybe not, but maybe only if your plan is to go home with a guy?
 

feauxx

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right.. a tuning fork for piano's.

the ability to tune a piano is actually a profession and something you can be certified for. who knew this was such a common profession! :p
 

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ace_of_something said:
It concerns me why you would carry a sex toy around with you. Honestly why would you need to have with you at all times? Can't it wait till you get home?
While I agree with you... is it wierd that I think that's kind of hot?
 

ReservoirAngel

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Women can get away with carrying so much weird shit and nobody bats an eyelid. If I was found to have a dildo or other sex toys in my bag, people would kick the shit out of me for being such a fucking freak.
 

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Maybe they want to check if they have a bone conduction problem.

You know what's cool? When you get older than 50, the base of your cochlea (ear) gets more damaged. So you can't hear sounds of high pitch e.g. babies screaming, and women.

Something positive to look forward to, when you want to tune out the world.
 

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Lil devils x said:
ReservoirAngel said:
zeldagirl said:
ReservoirAngel said:
I'm more weirded out by them carrying sex toys around in their handbags. Why would you need a sexy toy on short notice? Surely those are things you use in the privacy of your home? So needing them 'on the fly' to the point where they regularly reside in your handbag is just... weird. Seriously... what the fuck is wrong with women?
You're assuming all women only have sex in *their* house. They could easily be bringing it to their partner's house. Or they enjoy sneaking sex in public places or places that are not their house. Not actually all that weird.
...nope. No, it's still weird. Transporting said sexual aid from one house to another is acceptable, but carrying it around for sex in public places is a thought that fills me with terror. Terror that I will one day be innocently going about my day and discover a couple engaged in sex so blatant that it needs to involve props.

Obviously I'm not the voice of the common female by any stretch of your interpretation of the word 'female', but I would think its common sense that if you're shagging in public, maybe its best to keep shit simple. When you start involving outside aid, it all becomes harder to deny your actions if you happen to be discovered, to the point that you'll be walked in on while handcuffed naked to a public toilet's plumbing with a tuning fork up your front bottom..

Plus the thing mentions stuff that they just carry around. It's never mentioned "I carry it around when going to a place I'll need it" so I am left to assume that there are women on my high street wandering around with vibrating glow-in-the-dark[footnote]I naturally assume all dildos are vibrating and glow-in-the-dark[/footnote] sex aids sequestered within their unassuming handbags "just in case" they might need it for wild and spontaneous public sex.

Forgive me, but that thought disturbs me significantly.
It feels you with terror that people might have sex in a public place, or that women can "wear" portable devices that allow for them to pleasure themselves anywhere?

Oh no! That girl standing behind you in the checkout line is smiling for a reason! How terrible! The horror! LMAO
My friend was coming over to my place to watch some movies, and of course have some beers. His electric toothbrush was turned on, and while we were on the bus he was wondering why people gave us both strange looks. Well we found out by the time he opened the bag and noticed his electric toothbrush needed fresh batteries.
 

badgersprite

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I hate handbags and carrying endless amounts of stuff in them. Clearly I fail at being female.

I carry my wallet and phone and that's it.

Oh, and my books if it's a uni day.
 

Hitokiri_Gensai

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badgersprite said:
I hate handbags and carrying endless amounts of stuff in them. Clearly I fail at being female.

I carry my wallet and phone and that's it.

Oh, and my books if it's a uni day.
you sound like my friend Sammi, she has carries everything in a pouch for a Nintendo DS haha. Its not even a clutch xD she makes me laugh.