Really Lame Jokes
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Bub Corn turns to Ma Corn and asks, "Where's Pop Corn?"
And Collingwood players cant read or write, but they can draw! (Undecipherable unless you're an Aussie)
And Collingwood players cant read or write, but they can draw! (Undecipherable unless you're an Aussie)
Say what you want about paedophiles, but at least someone's keeping an eye on the kids.
[small]Disclaimer: This is most likely stolen, as my Dad told it to me.[/small]
[small]Disclaimer: This is most likely stolen, as my Dad told it to me.[/small]
I have a really stupid joke I use whenever someone wants my phone number.
I have my number written down on my phone, so that I dont have to learn it(numbers you know).
When I start reading it people always asks, "dont you know your own number?" to which I reply "No, I never call myself". Always gets a laugh, however they might be laughing at me.
I have my number written down on my phone, so that I dont have to learn it(numbers you know).
When I start reading it people always asks, "dont you know your own number?" to which I reply "No, I never call myself". Always gets a laugh, however they might be laughing at me.
True.Cpt_Oblivious said:
I mean, they sure as hell wouldn't let the kids 'dick around'. Except for when.....
Maybe that should count as my lame joke...
nah, here's an actuall one.
Q: What's the favorite pick up line at the lesbian bar?
A: Your face or mine?
Why do vampires drink blood?
Because Root Beer makes them burp.
This was my favorite joke when I was like...5. I used to go around telling it all the time.
Because Root Beer makes them burp.
This was my favorite joke when I was like...5. I used to go around telling it all the time.
Milton is amazing, he's helping hold up Mock the Week now that Frankie is gone. Good replacement.avouleance2nd said:
"One day a fairy gave me a choice between being well endowed or having a good memory... I forget which I chose."
