Really Stupid Things You've Heard/Read Someone Say

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Vault101 said:
Bhaalspawn said:
Hmm... that might have been me.

OT: My father interpreting the Golden Rule as "He who hath the gold rules"
no...he was worse...

much worse
lol zeel

OT: In 6th grade I think, a girl in my Civilizations class (Don't remember what it was called, actually) was asked to locate a peninsula on a map.

After about 5 minutes of concentration, she pointed to Utah on a map of the U.S. and proudly proclaimed "OOTAH!" Yeah...
 

ninetails593

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OH MY GOSH

I just remembered my exchange with a heavily anti-vaccination person on the internet. He would NEVER provide a source for any statistic he said. And he made some pretty outrageous claims.

Modern medicine kills 784 000 people a year with all their treatments combined, and injure 2 200 000 people a year, which I am one of.
Stop being a dumb zombie that blindly trusts any medical quackery and demand scientific proof before falling for such deadly scams.
Since I now rely on real science, I've been cured of my "incurable" disease for 6 years after suffering from it for 5 years under modern medical quackery and everyone I know that switched from modern medicine (deadly quackery) to independent science has been cured of their "incurable" diseases, including cancer.
I surely hope you'll wake up before it's too late, I was nearly one of the 784 000 people murdered each and every year by modern medicine and if you don't realize that the studies you rely on that are done by the people selling the products being studied are setup to show non existent benefits and hide the dangers, you will be one of those 784 000 yearly victims of modern medicine, but if you want to support such atrocious crimes against humanity then you frankly deserve to be one of those victims.
He's given up replying to me twice now, but it doesn't stop him from spouting this bullshit.
I'm not Dr Axe but Almonds from USA must be coated in cancer causing chemicals since 2007, so I avoid Almond milk since 2007. If you must use Almond milk find organic almond milk. I normally use either coconut or rice milk.
His most recent comment YouTube.

I've got a LOT more of these, if anyone wants them.
 

Zorpheus

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I don't know the exact wording but:
"Bacon is just as much a mind-altering drug as Marijuana."

He was either a troll, or had to have been baked himself.
 

Jaeke

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Well, this is a bit embarassing but this one is actually from MYSELF, and infact... the first thing I posted on this website.

Good thing I got over the those awful pre-teen years!

Behold, the dumbest thing I have ever had the displeasure of spewing from my conscience:

It's simple really, not to sound like a douche but love doesnt exsist. I made an account just to reply to this, love is a simple reaction of chemicals in the brain mixed with lust and backed up by a pipe dream. I believe some of us were made together in heaven AS A FAMILY. Love is just way to stupid in this generation. You have all those wannabe's with their shorts below their sandals and girls with shirts so small its like their rubber bands. No love is just now a distorted excuse for idiots who ruin their lives, if you let your heart open its like taking off your clothes and running through a fire, your going to get burned and the thrill may have made you feel great but in the end you'll regret it (so will your best friend in your pants) so I say screw love i don't see the point in it and anyone whoever does love is a loser.

Damn do I wish I could go back in time and punch myself in the face when I typed this.
 

Jaeke

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Terminate421 said:
"Fallout 3 was a bad game because it was made by Bethesda"
Mother of all that is holy on this green earth...




Where is this abomination!?!?

*Ahem*.

Sorry, I got a little carried away.
That guy is wrong.
 

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(conversation regarding the movie "Titanic" blowing the box office, when it first came out)

"What's so god damn special about that movie!? It's about a ship... that sinks!"

"Ugh. Don't spoil it!"
 

Someone Depressing

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That homosexaulity is an abomination, probably big, exploding with semen and shit, #1.

Care to explain how it is abominable, not using religion, because religion is faith and thus most people will disregard your argument because faith is something not everyone has.

"Justin Bieber's ma boyfriend!" my baby neice told me the other day. *Cringe*
 

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Terminate421 said:
"WTF a garbage pokemon!? Thats the dumbest idea ever! (Forgets about Jynx, Executor, and FUCKING MR. MIME)"
Mr. Mime was without a doubt one of the most stupid ideas in gaming history, and I want one in real life.
 

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uneek said:
Joshey Woshey said:
On this very site I read a comment that said "If I insulted The Queen in London every bobby in a 20 mile radius would come after me".
Let's test that out. Fuck the Queen of England

Come at me, bros.
Sure. I'm Scottish, having had come from English descent, and I say this too: FUCK THE QUEEN.
 

uneek

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dylanmc12 said:
uneek said:
Joshey Woshey said:
On this very site I read a comment that said "If I insulted The Queen in London every bobby in a 20 mile radius would come after me".
Let's test that out. Fuck the Queen of England

Come at me, bros.
Sure. I'm Scottish, having had come from English descent, and I say this too: FUCK THE QUEEN.
I'm puertorican and know nothing about the queen.
 

ClockworkPenguin

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I was playing sound charades with my family, and having failed to correctly guess the correct answer in time, my older sister says 'who the hell is Napoleon?'

Later in the game, she had to describe William the Conqueror to my little sister, but actually gave a description of Bonnie Prince Charlie, and the most mindblowing part was that my little sister got the answer from that.
 

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'- And then he sold his brother to the Egyptians as a slave. You could say he was much nicer then his other brothers.'- My Religion teacher.

'A man's 11 brothers band together and attempt to murder him, then one of them discovers the man isn't dead and decides to /sell/ him to the Egyptians as a slave, and you think he's NICER then the rest...?'-me.
 

Seagoon

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Vault101 said:
mParadox said:
Oh oh! Here's one! It's a doozy~

In case it gets taken down, here's the text by +IMDb user brian__007:

"Overall, I like "Lord of the Rings." However, I do feel that Tolkien kind of rips off "Harry Potter" in many ways. There are several parallels, such as elves, dwarfs, wizards, goblins, trolls, magic (especially invisibility), etc. Sauron is referred to as ?Dark Lord? just like Voldemort is. There is also the elder white-haired bearded wizard who serves almost as a mentor, Gandalf, who is reminiscent of Dumbledore. Some of the character names are similar, such as Wormtongue as opposed to Wormtail, too. There is even a gigantic spider (Shelob) at the end of "The Two Towers" that reminds one of Aragog from "Chamber of Secrets." I even noticed that the plots of both series begin with the protagonists? birthday. Now I see that Tolkien, this unoriginal bastard, is coming out with "The Hobbit" in December. This would be fine, but why didn't he just write this book first to begin with? I still like "Lord of the Rings," though--don't get me wrong--but I wonder if Tolkien has ever said in interviews whether he borrowed elements from Harry Potter. I?ll be watching the extended DVDs later this week and I think he?s featured on the commentary track, so I look forward to that."

"Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering."
- Johnny Bravo
I know i'm just pointing out the obvious..but I jsut can't read it...that idiot doesn't get common fantasy clchies...
He also doesn't get the fact that J.R.R. Tolkien published the Lord of the rings in 1954...

OT: Capatcha: I like humans